Beat or variance? one of my best friends gf's broke up with him

[ASmith84]

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my friend is 3000 miles away and I am not sure how I can get hot ladies for him from this far away

do you have a sister and does she live in southern california and is she hot

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Road Trip? I'm sure it couldn't be too hard to find hot girls in socal.. if you get desperate you can pay a "pornstar" to help him out.

[Georgia Avenue]

Brag: Now you can do it with him--the gay lovin'!

Just playing man, tough situation. As others have said just hang out with him and try to distract him with good times. Being dumped makes us dudes want to run far far away...i know the feeling...but it's just self-destuction...remind him that he's got nothing to feel guilty or self-loathing about--unless he does, in which case the French Foreign Legion is a great place to go to forget your problems, for Snoopy if not others.

[Eulysses]

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ZOMG I don't want my friend to die, am I self involved?

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Check sarcasm meeter for me making fun of AG's poll.

ps. stod are sweet

[nubs]

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at least it's not the navy

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Yeah being a bullet sponge is so much cooler than sailing the high seas.

[benza13]

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at least it's not the navy

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Yeah being a bullet sponge is so much cooler than sailing the high seas.

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I may be wrong, but I don't think that was what he was referring to...

[Anders]

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ZOMG I don't want my friend to die, am I self involved?

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Check sarcasm meeter for me making fun of AG's poll.

ps. stod are sweet

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Oh I see, I saw that it was an AG post so I sort of skipped reading it and went straight to giving him crap for it. Then Your post seemed like gibberish to me.

also yes they are fun

[Weir]

LOL IEDAMENTS