Best or favorite bathroom graffiti

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I posted in this in the last "bathroom graffiti" thread as well.


I've seen this scratched into the metal instruction panels of hand dryers in two public restrooms:



Push Button, Receive Bacon.

I laughed both times.

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yeah very funny stuff

[econophile]

time flies like an arrow;
fruit flies like a banana.

[Mason Hellmuth]

Once in a rest stop in Ohio, the inside of the stall door had a drawing of a vampire, with the caption: "DRACULA IS WATCHING YOU POO." This would probably be much funnier with a picture.

[SackUp]

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There's a book of these out there somewhere.

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A buddy of mine actually made a book about toilet jokes. He went around like 20+ college campuses in california to look for different toilet jokes.

He actually tried to make it a serious book which leaves room only for like 5th level triple sarcasm humor.

Check it out on Amazon:

The Grout Society: Everything I need to know I learned in a college stall.

[DashBrannigan]

Funny graffiti is saw was written above a unrinal saying
"The jokes in your hand not up here!"

[mother_brain]

For some reason I was drunk one night and wrote on the wall of a 99% country-white folks bar:

"Free R Kelly"

I think its hilarious.

[Iconoclastic]

"If you take a sh1t, please remember to put it back"

Seen next to a line on the wall about 3 meters off the ground "If you can pee above this line, the fire department wants you to call them."

[Blarg]

Sounds like another one I heard about -- high up on the wall: "If you can read this, you're pissing on your shoes!"

[tufat23]

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I posted in this in the last "bathroom graffiti" thread as well.


I've seen this scratched into the metal instruction panels of hand dryers in two public restrooms:



Push Button, Receive Bacon.

I laughed both times.

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yeah very funny stuff

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i actually lol'd

[Mi_T_Sharp]

In a Penn State science building bathroom, written over the toilet paper with an arrow pointing down:

"Liberal Arts Degrees. Take one."