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08-18-2006, 07:10 PM
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Re: Best, Quickest Way to acquire several thousand dollars (non gambli
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a few dozen c-shots at a sperm bank should do the trick. [/ QUOTE ] Out of curiosity... 1) What's the going rate per money shot? 2) Why the hell aren't there sperm banks in every major city? Screw the morality issue here... Survive and reproduce is a creed of nature. What better way to fulfill the second requirement than massive sperm donation! Sperm donation>>>>Baby mama's in terms of child support EV 
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#23
08-19-2006, 05:18 PM
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Re: Best, Quickest Way to acquire several thousand dollars (non gambli
My friends dad owns a business, and he kept all the quarters in duffle bags in the cellar. You can grab like $30 in a handful. One duffle bag = 2k+ easy.. lol
P.S. Coinstar owns.
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#25
08-19-2006, 05:41 PM
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Re: Best, Quickest Way to acquire several thousand dollars (non gambli
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I'd loan shark him, but its too risky. I do loan to some of my closer friends with real jobs and permanent addresses by buying up their insanely high 29% APR credit card debt and reducing the juice to 10% apr. [/ QUOTE ] err.. is loansharking your "closer friends" considered the friendly thing to do these days? what kind of discount do they get on busted kneecaps?
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#26
08-19-2006, 06:02 PM
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Re: Best, Quickest Way to acquire several thousand dollars (non gambli
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[ QUOTE ] loan shark [/ QUOTE ] I'd loan shark him, but its too risky. I do loan to some of my closer friends with real jobs and permanent addresses by buying up their insanely high 29% APR credit card debt and reducing the juice to 10% apr. [/ QUOTE ] a) He meant go to a real loan shark. b) Charging friends interest = douchey.
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#27
08-19-2006, 06:05 PM
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Re: Best, Quickest Way to acquire several thousand dollars (non gambli
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[ QUOTE ] I'd loan shark him, but its too risky. I do loan to some of my closer friends with real jobs and permanent addresses by buying up their insanely high 29% APR credit card debt and reducing the juice to 10% apr. [/ QUOTE ] err.. is loansharking your "closer friends" considered the friendly thing to do these days? what kind of discount do they get on busted kneecaps? [/ QUOTE ] When you word it that way, it sounds rough, but it is actually win-win for both of us. If I lock up a large sum of money without gaining interest, I'm losing money. If they keep paying 29% APR on credit cards, they lose even more. So, basically we settle on 10% which is better than a CD (~5.5%) for me and a hell of a lot better than 29% for them. The Kneecap Rule still applies [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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#28
08-19-2006, 06:20 PM
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Re: Best, Quickest Way to acquire several thousand dollars (non gambli
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My friends dad owns a business, and he kept all the quarters in duffle bags in the cellar. You can grab like $30 in a handful. One duffle bag = 2k+ easy.. lol P.S. Coinstar owns. [/ QUOTE ] are you saying he should rob your dad?
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#29
08-19-2006, 06:21 PM
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Re: Best, Quickest Way to acquire several thousand dollars (non gambli
sounds to me like your friends need to learn to plan their finances better.
if you dont want to tie up your cash, dont loan them the money. if you want to help them out, do it for free. how much could you possibly stand to gain from 10% APR anyway? unless your friends are borrowing megabucks or owing for an eternity (either of which would make them pretty unlikely loan candidates to begin with), you only extort beer money from them.
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