First date in a long time

[Borodog]

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"HitHard69: hoa with a fhso ahfatever. g3g paezour"

hoe with a xxxx whatever, got to go, peace out

I've almost cracked the code.

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[TempletonPeck]

I hope you wrap your car around a pole while you're driving to meet her because she phoned to tell you to bring condom's because she wants to [censored] you in the bathroom at the diner.

I hate you.

[HitHard69]

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i actually just talked to the OP on aim and asked him how everything went:

Mugatu139: yo, howd [censored] go with that skank this morning?
HitHard69: youn abnfua fuab fn; af
Mugatu139: what?
HitHard69: hoa with a fhso ahfatever. g3g paezour
HitHard69 has signed off.

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Absolute gold...

Here's trip report. First off I never drove anywhere... my buddy gave me a lift home because I was shitfaced. Then I walked the mile or so to her house, only got lost once. We smoked a little weed in her backyard then she drove. Went to a place I would probably consider about 2 steps up from Denny's. Standard breakfast. I was drunk so I tried to let her do most of the talking, and just listened. Came home to go to sleep and she wants me to call her later tonight.

Oh- Wasn't a "random" girl... we used to work together and we occasionally see each other and do the whole "Yea, we should hang" thing, but never actually do.

[samjjones]

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i actually just talked to the OP on aim and asked him how everything went:

Mugatu139: yo, howd [censored] go with that skank this morning?
HitHard69: youn abnfua fuab fn; af
Mugatu139: what?
HitHard69: hoa with a fhso ahfatever. g3g paezour
HitHard69 has signed off.

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Very nice.

[PokerFink]

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What do I do?

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Don't do this.

[tuq]

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We smoked a little weed in her backyard then she drove.

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Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

[challenger84]

People who intentionally make a bunch of typos to show how drunk they are need to be banned on sight.

[JasonK]

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People who intentionally make a bunch of typos to show how drunk they are need to be banned on sight.

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I'm pretty shitfaced right now and I type just fine. Time for another drink I guess.

[Evenkeal]

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I call this chich who I used to work with on my drive homwe at like 430 am.

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Chicks love that.

-Al

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