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#21
08-01-2006, 02:43 PM
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Re: no seriously
The pope is on a world wide tour, and he's in NYC. At the end of the day when he's done riding around in his bubble car, he drives in a discreet limo. So it's him and the limo driver, and he's got the divider down and they're shooting the [censored]. Then the Pope says to the driver:
Pope: You know, when I was younger, I loved driving. I drove EVERYthing. Sports cars, trucks, big rigs, you name it. Driver: Oh yeah? Pope: Yeah. Loved it. But you know, there's one thing I never got to drive.. The driver sees where this is going, and how can he say no? So he pulls over and gets in the back and lets the Pope take over. The pope, feeling young again, is really heavy on the pedal, and gets pulled over. The officer knocks on the glass, sees the Pope, gets a worried look on his face, and says "hold on a sec." He calls into the chief. "Chief, we've got a problem." "What is it?" "This guy was really speeding, but I think we gotta let him slide" "Is it the mayor?" "Christ... Movie star?" "Bigger." "President?" "Much bigger." "[censored].. who the hell is it?!?!" "I dunno chief, but he's got the Pope for a limo driver!" 
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#26
08-01-2006, 02:53 PM
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Re: no seriously
What's white, 12 inches long and can make a woman scream?
<font color="white"> Crib death. </font> Did you hear the one about the guy who had to stop copulating with 5 year olds? <font color="white"> He couldn't get the blood out of his clown suit. </font> -bb.
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#27
08-01-2006, 02:55 PM
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Re: no seriously
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[ QUOTE ] A girl and several guys meet on an internet message boar... [/ QUOTE ] wtf is a message boar? [/ QUOTE ] lol
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#30
08-01-2006, 03:15 PM
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Re: no seriously
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] A girl and several guys meet on an internet message boar... [/ QUOTE ] wtf is a message boar? [/ QUOTE ] Kinda like a carrier pigeon. [/ QUOTE ] clever
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