The most pretentious douchebag I have read about in a long, long time

[Jack of Arcades]

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Writing about music is uniformly terrible. God almighty do I hate hipsters.

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[kidcolin]

Aloysius,

hipster chicks are the bane of my existence. I find them incredibly attractive. but most are total douches so I won't bother talking to them. But then I get more pissed cuz they bang dudes with awful haircuts.

[kidcolin]

Dids,

you're maybe half right.

[Aloysius]

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Aloysius,

hipster chicks are the bane of my existence. I find them incredibly attractive. but most are total douches so I won't bother talking to them. But then I get more pissed cuz they bang dudes with awful haircuts.

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I do OK with AZN hipster-esses, but I hear you... that they all smoke (hence, they are easy) makes them even more tantalizing and ultimately frustrating.

Didn't realize Sac-to had hipster chicks tho... but I guess they are everywhere.

-Al

[tuq]

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Bison - I'm sensing some self loathing in your posts.

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If that leads to his suicide I totally like the cut of your jib!

[tuq]

Al,

I don't understand it personally, but predict Donald Sterling will buy the band and somehow lead it to its demise. I'll see him in the stands.

[kidcolin]

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Aloysius,

hipster chicks are the bane of my existence. I find them incredibly attractive. but most are total douches so I won't bother talking to them. But then I get more pissed cuz they bang dudes with awful haircuts.

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I do OK with AZN hipster-esses, but I hear you... that they all smoke (hence, they are easy) makes them even more tantalizing and ultimately frustrating.

Didn't realize Sac-to had hipster chicks tho... but I guess they are everywhere.


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meh, sacto sucks so bad. It has hipsters, but they're usually behind the times big time. Or they all try hard pretending they don't actually wish they were in SF. I used to live in Allston, MA, which is sorta like the farm system for Brooklyn, so that's where most my hipster knowledge comes from.

[bisonbison]

Bison - I'm sensing some self loathing in your posts.

I don't know why. I'm not a hipster and I don't write about music.

If that leads to his suicide I totally like the cut of your jib!

I can almost hear you blogging it: "Dear loyal readers, I totally owned some guy on the internet today."

Suicide is funny. You are not.

[Q8offsuit]

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Sure, the crap about how it's morally wrong for good music to be readily available is pretty obnoxious, but consider this replacement for the last paragraph:

Fernow once purchased a CD by Swiss gross-out kings Runzelstirn & Gurgelstock that's literally packaged in [censored]. "We're the only distributors for true Swedish Scat-Rock in this country," he explains, his eyes glowing with the pride of a new discovery. "Here's a band that's so passionate about their music, so profoundly intense, that they actually attach their own excrement to every album. And, in order to appreciate their sound, you have to prove that you are equally passionate, that you share their deep sense of a true musical weltanschauung. And really, what better way to prove that than my buying a cd covered in [censored]?"

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Using the word "weltanshauung" is magnitudes more pretentious than anything that other ass-clown wrote.

[Boris]

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Bison - I'm sensing some self loathing in your posts.

I don't know why. I'm not a hipster...

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Sure you're not a hipster.