Boogering chips

[Arbitrage]

This Chinese dude was picking his nose to night, not even trying to hide it. He was spitting into napkins and blowing snot rockets onto the felt. I had to get a table change. Reminded me of this thread.

PS: I was just kidding in OP, I dont booger chips.

[FingerEleven]

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[Coy_Roy]

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OMG, I'm turning 21 in 3 days, but maybe I'll just stick to intranet poker.

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That would be Internet.

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I believe that would be internets, and it's just a bunch of tubes.

[Coy_Roy]

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I recently started putting boogers on chips. I do this when I'm stuck and getting cold decked. If my dry spell is ended by me winning a small pot, I'll toke the dealer a boogered chip. I usually have a loaded chip ready when it;s my bb, so If someone raises me they're gonna get a boogered chip. And if I'm I got a really big nasty/slimey/bloody booger, I'll sandwhich it between 2 chips.

Is this +EV?

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You and everyone who acts like you are nothing but little kids who can't handle playing "grown up" games.

If you ever did that to me, I'd throttle your neck so fast your head would spin.

I would have no hesitation in kicking your a.s.s. and I'm sure there's others that would do the same. You'll run into one eventually you little p.r.i.c.k..

[Coy_Roy]

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PS: I was just kidding in OP, I dont booger chips.

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I hope not.

[nineinchal]

Why don't you take your chips into the men's room and whack off on a few? That certainly will get them to stick together.

The Tropicana in Atlantic City used to have this redbird with a Playboy Bunny on it that was pretty hot. You could relieve the stress from a tough session in the 5/10 stud (no pun intended) with that chip.

[pocketpared]

No more kissing my chips for luck.

[John Kilduff]

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I recently started putting boogers on chips. I do this when I'm stuck and getting cold decked. If my dry spell is ended by me winning a small pot, I'll toke the dealer a boogered chip. I usually have a loaded chip ready when it;s my bb, so If someone raises me they're gonna get a boogered chip. And if I'm I got a really big nasty/slimey/bloody booger, I'll sandwhich it between 2 chips.

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I'm on record as being firmly opposed to all forms of capital punishment, but I think I might be persuaded to make an exception in this case.

[Gordon Scott]

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I recently started putting boogers on chips. I do this when I'm stuck and getting cold decked. If my dry spell is ended by me winning a small pot, I'll toke the dealer a boogered chip. I usually have a loaded chip ready when it;s my bb, so If someone raises me they're gonna get a boogered chip. And if I'm I got a really big nasty/slimey/bloody booger, I'll sandwhich it between 2 chips.

Is this +EV?

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Yes this is +EV and Standard B&M procedure. Also if you want people to think you're a regular don't take a bath for a couple of days before visiting a live B&M game.

GS

[Al_Capone_Junior]

Also, if you want them to think you're a regular, make sure to smoke 4 packs a day and drink nothing but black coffee. Not brushing your teeth helps.

The most essential thing however is a truly nasty disposition. Berate the tourists every time they win a pot, even if you were walking and just came back. Go on and on every time you lose one. Don't raise your big hands. Stupidly pay off with your black aces with four diamonds and a middle four-straight on the board) then viciously slander your opponent's bad play when they beat you, even though you gave them a free play in the bb. Never tolerate a good game, do everything possible to ruin it.