Hookers in Amsterdam

[Hopey]

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You're a sick bastard, holy cow. Why not have sex with an attractive hooker instead of trying to fit your cock into a thimble.

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Can't he do both?

[dfwben]

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You're a sick bastard, holy cow. Why not have sex with an attractive hooker instead of trying to fit your cock into a thimble.

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you missed the whole point. i want a midget so i can simply say i have had sex with X and a 1/2 girls

[gabbahh]

Pedophile?

[CharlieDontSurf]

go to the bunny ranch then.

[oreopimp]

finding a hot midget and getting her to dress as Smurfette has much potential. you can probably use blue liquid latex for the skin color.

[flyty86]

dont wander off into another country like the kids from Closer...

[VladKGB]

screw Bridget the Midget in the Bunny Ranch in Nevada. it might be tough to find one in amsterdam. Plus Bridget was on TV and in some movies before so thats a plus.

[canis582]

the closest you can get to this in the dam (and trust me i know) is a 200 lb black lady,

[meep_42]

This requires a trip report upon your return.

-d

[Michael Davis]

It's possible to get midgets but you need to find a good pimp. I don't have any connections in Amsterdam, but I do in other places. Honestly I'm not sure who would be able to come up with a midget, but somebody definitely can. PM if you want further info.

-Michael