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Old 06-24-2006, 07:32 PM
TomHimself TomHimself is offline
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lol this is awesome
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Old 06-24-2006, 07:39 PM
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Brag champion
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Old 06-24-2006, 07:50 PM
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this is amazing
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Old 06-24-2006, 08:23 PM
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I want stars to have my rake money. Depositing tonight.
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Old 06-24-2006, 08:38 PM
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[ QUOTE ]
Pokerstars

Hello Dean,

Your email was brought to my attention and I would like to clarify a few
points regarding our shared account policy.

First, it is generally not a good idea to let your pet monkey play on your
account as no good can come of it. Either he will lose, costing you money,
or he will win more than you, in which case the master-pet relationship may
be reversed in continued evidence that evolution works correctly. In such a
case, it might be you running around the house in a diaper asking for a
banana, while your monkey drives your car, sleeps in your bed, and enjoys
what is now your life. Generally speaking, I do not think this is worth the
risk for you.

Finally, as per standard poker traditions, there is really only one sort of
animal allowed to play poker, and that is the donkey. I wish you the best
of luck in your hunting for them.

Regards,

Jacob

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm moving all my money to stars.
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Old 06-24-2006, 08:43 PM
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This makes me want to play at PokerStars again. Someone want to do a trade at UB or Party?

SpaceAce
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Old 06-24-2006, 08:48 PM
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Oh my God!

I'm actually crying right now, this made me laugh so damn hard!
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Old 06-24-2006, 09:29 PM
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A+ thread will read again
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Old 06-24-2006, 09:47 PM
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[ QUOTE ]
First, it is generally not a good idea to let your pet monkey play on your
account as no good can come of it. Either he will lose, costing you money,
or he will win more than you, in which case the master-pet relationship may
be reversed in continued evidence that evolution works correctly. In such a
case, it might be you running around the house in a diaper asking for a
banana, while your monkey drives your car, sleeps in your bed, and enjoys
what is now your life. Generally speaking, I do not think this is worth the
risk for you.

[/ QUOTE ]

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Stars
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Old 06-24-2006, 09:48 PM
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stars is so money.
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