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06-18-2006, 02:22 PM
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Re: How would you feel if your girlfriend told you she finds Jack Blac
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[ QUOTE ] WTF?? It means that by her standards, you must be a god. Enjoy. [/ QUOTE ] The point was that she was putting me in the same category as Jack Black as "attractive men". I consider myself much more attractive than that dude, and it kind of grossed me out to think that she would consider Jack Black attractive enough to date/have sex with. That being said we've been broken up for like 2 years and she now has a knitting blog, while I post on 2+2. I win. [/ QUOTE ] You're carrying something this trivial around with you for TWO YEARS and still thinking it's actually worth talking a out to somebody else and still disturbed by it? Dude, you lose. And get your vanity under control. You want her to invent some special language to use for you alone, because you're such the hottie, that doesn't overlap with what she says about other guys she likes at all? Holy crap, man. You "don't think" you've fought about it? I'd be surprised if she doesn't think you made a big deal out of it. Plus, remember chicks dig almost any and all celebrities who are less than absolutely atrociously ugly. If you're upset that women find movie stars attractive, you're gonna have a very hard life. I suggest buying a corvette immediately, and then driving it to the gym, where you can put on one of those Billy Blanks bra t-shirts, and getting in the squat cage to do curls and screaming on each rep, while looking at yourself in the mirror whenever you're not checking if people are in awe. Afterwards, hang around the gym showers naked for a long time, maybe open up a few tables on Party on a bench or on the sink. Also, become an expert on hair products and find some place to put glitter, maybe on your shaved balls. This will get your ego in the righteous shape it needs to be to wiithstand two years of thinking about Jack Black. Holy sh*t! 
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#24
06-18-2006, 03:39 PM
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Re: How would you feel if your girlfriend told you she finds Jack Blac
I'd be happy. Then I could gain 40 pounds, learn a few chords, and be the next D!
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06-18-2006, 08:36 PM
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Re: How would you feel if your girlfriend told you she finds Jack Blac
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so, you had a girlfriend who wasn't shallow or superficial...and it upset you? [/ QUOTE ] it's perfectly natural for animals to prefer healthier mates. the OP is still a retard.
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#28
06-18-2006, 09:00 PM
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Re: How would you feel if your girlfriend told you she finds Jack Blac
I read the title and thought it said "Blackjack". I may have a gambling problem . . . this is of course after I assumed SHE had a gambling problem
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06-18-2006, 09:55 PM
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06-18-2006, 09:58 PM
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Re: How would you feel if your girlfriend told you she finds Jack Blac
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[ QUOTE ] I've never posted this before, but: YSSCKY [/ QUOTE ] I still have no clue what this means. [/ QUOTE ] Wow if you don't know what this means you should seriously consider killing yourself.
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