make a stone cold bluff RIGHT NOW and post it.

[imgoingrock]

Full Tilt Poker Game #684014165: Table Tonopah (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:17:21 ET - 2006/06/02
Seat 1: Steak165 ($108.40)
Seat 2: rocco c ($15.55)
Seat 3: tbaghunt ($39.05)
Seat 4: xxx ($38.70)
Seat 5: Cydricky ($17.95)
Seat 6: Grandpa ($72.85)
xxx posts the small blind of $0.25
Cydricky posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to xxx [3h 4d]
Grandpa folds
Steak165 folds
rocco c raises to $1
tbaghunt folds
xxx raises to $4
Cydricky folds
rocco c calls $3
*** FLOP *** [9s Qc 9c]
xxx bets $6
rocco c has 15 seconds left to act
rocco c folds
Uncalled bet of $6 returned to tiltbad
xxx mucks

[Mik1w]

Im so angry with that hand, I totally brought it on myself. I just really really wanted to three barrel some stupid low limit donkey.

[keikiwai]

[ QUOTE ]
Im so angry with that hand, I totally brought it on myself. I just really really wanted to three barrel some stupid low limit donkey.

[/ QUOTE ]

step away from the computer, sir

step away from the computer

[gobboboy]

[ QUOTE ]
Im so angry with that hand, I totally brought it on myself. I just really really wanted to three barrel some stupid low limit donkey.

[/ QUOTE ]

I will send you the exact amount lost on the hand if you take a picture of yourself doing a dance and post it in this thread.

[imgoingrock]

Mike lost $7.50

[Mik1w]

tempted

I dont believe this, Im playing drunk poker, and Im better than ever. Im at 30/20 full ring $25nl and its amazing.

[mike0292]

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

MP ($389)
CO ($104.13)
Button ($781.17)
SB ($249.07)
Hero ($263.85)
UTG ($238.55)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $1.
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $4</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $14</font>, Button calls $12.

Flop: ($33) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $28</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $56</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $125</font>, Button folds.

Final Pot: $214

[Mik1w]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Hero ($32.70)
CO ($15.45)
Button ($23.30)
SB ($59.95)
BB ($6.40)
UTG ($9.35)
UTG+1 ($10.90)
MP1 ($7.60)
MP2 ($8.90)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.25, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $1</font>, CO calls $1, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB calls $0.75, UTG calls $0.75.

Flop: ($4.10) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $1</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2</font>, CO folds, BB folds, UTG calls $1.

Turn: ($8.10) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG checks, Hero checks.

River: ($8.10) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $1</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $29.7</font>, UTG calls $5.35 (All-In).

Final Pot: $44.15

Results in white below:
UTG has Qc Tc (two pair, queens and sixes).
Hero has As Kh (one pair, sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins $23.35. UTG wins $20.80.

PUKE AGAIN

[Mik1w]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (8 handed) internettexasholdem.com

MP2 ($8)
Hero ($24.90)
Button ($26)
SB ($35)
BB ($23.90)
UTG ($9.15)
UTG+1 ($46.85)
MP1 ($40.25)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises to $1.25</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $3.5</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, UTG+1 calls $2.25.

Flop: ($7.35) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets $3.75</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $20.25</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises to $36.75</font>, Hero calls $1.15 (All-In).

Turn: ($65.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($65.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $65.50

Results in white below:
UTG+1 has Qc Qh (three of a kind, queens).
Hero has Ah As (one pair, aces).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins $65.50.

puke so much I cant see

[Mik1w]

Im getting stacked so fast its not even DRUNK-FUNNY.