ever been thrown out of a place?

[Boris]

I've never been kicked out of a strip club but I've been kicked out of a town before.

[Full Metal]

I'm surprised your friend walked out w/ all teeth in check.

[KingDan]

Casino... for some reason I "forgot" my ID.

Edit: While talking to the security guard, my friend claims the dealer said,"What the hell is a 12 year old doing at a craps table?"

[bigt2k4]

a lot of bars for being too drunk

[rohjoh]

Kicked out of Disney Land twice, once for smoking pot on the people mover, they held me in Disney Jail, and threatened to call the cops. The second time we were drinking beers in the parking lot, and got caught. They took our names both times and said they would press charges if we came back in the next year.
Kicked out of Knotts Berry Farm for getting off the Bear Country Jamboree ride and stealing a fake apple pie.
Kicked out of Imperial Palace for taking pictures of our blackjack dealer.
Kicked out of The Rio for my wife calling our dealer an fu..in bitch.
Kicked out of The Plaza Casino for diving head first down middle slide between the escalators and crashing into a lady at the bottom.

[Skipbidder]

I got thrown out of a Perkins (crappy 24 hour restaurant) in Cedar Rapids, Iowa for playing chess too loudly.

Seriously.

It was some time late at night or early morning. We had all ordered food. We were playing Siamese Chess. Four players play on two boards (in teams of two). Played with clocks (and short time limits). If you have the white pieces on one board, your partner has the black on the other board. When you capture a piece, you give it to him. Instead of making a normal chess move, he can place one of the captured pieces on the board instead. It turns out that knights are really strong when you get to place them. It is often stronger to capture a knight than a queen. You shout out requests to your partner about what kind of piece you need. It all gets very chaotic.

[bustedchucks]

i was thrown out of opie and anthonys superbowl party like five years ago. the place was super packed and i was super drunk and my thought process went like this: "man this place is crowded, it's crowded enough to crowd surf, thats waht i'll do, it will be awesome!!!"

so i tapped on a few shoulders and up i went. for like four seconds and then i got yanked down and 86'd.

oh, and there was no band playing. i dont even think the radio was on.

[billygrippo]

hahaha thats awsome

[Thythe]

I'm been thrown out of Komisky in Chicago for a brawl in the stands, and an amusement park in Minnesota for disorderly conduct, which I was subsequently banned from entering for 6 years.

[Gamblor]

thrown out of the skydome for pushing the idiot next to me over the wall and onto the field during a jays game, as a wild throw to first rolled by.

a wildly thrown pickoff attempt by mark mulder missed first and rolled toward my first row seat along the first base line. The idiot next to me immediately shoves me aside like he's going to pick up the ball, and i try to pull him off because the play is live and the jays are going to get bases on the error.

Idiot,\ has one hand reaching over and uses the other to push me away, so i push him from under the arm right over the wall and he ends up on his ass on the field. the cops come and take him away immediately. half an inning later, they come for me. i leave to some joking applause.