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#21
05-13-2006, 04:50 PM
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Re: I psych! high-fived some chick last night
molo,
If you are holding something like a scalding hot cup of coffee or an expensive cell phone, you should be very careful not to hold it in a manner such that it can be easily smacked out of your hand. 
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#22
05-13-2006, 05:06 PM
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Re: I psych! high-fived some chick last night
el d and bad beetz -
while this is pretty awesome indeed, i'm going to have to disagree with el d's logic on this one. i haven't been psyche high fived in a very very long time, but i think if i just played out some guy pretty bad and he came and offered me a high five, i might be wary about it. i mean, i guess it is debatable how high your guard must be up to "expect" something, but like i said, if this girl had really rejected bad beetz TWICE (once when he hit on them, once for second cig) then i don't think expecting the move is that far out of the range of possibility.
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#23
05-13-2006, 05:08 PM
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Re: I psych! high-fived some chick last night
All of this reminds me of the scene in Green Street Hooligans where Bover is introduced to Frodo, and he does the look away move with the cigerette. Anyone know what I am talking about? That was sooooo Bad Ass.
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#24
05-13-2006, 05:12 PM
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I don\'t speak English
Egged on by El D and Brad to go talk to cute Asian chick at cigar bar. I run some lame line on her, and she says, "I'm from China, I don't speak english"
I am wasted, and say something to the effect of "well, that sounded pretty good" her friend comes up and is like (he's white, wtf?) "we're all from China, she doesn't speak English, I'm her friend, just trying to help you." I'm like, "yah, i was getting that the hard way, but thanks" So while I'm talking to this dude, the chicks is like "So anyway, I was at the market yesterday and you would believe how dreadfully long I had to wait on queue" Burn. I call Asian titties!
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#25
05-13-2006, 05:14 PM
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Buddy Ball
Haakee played this game in his fraternity. The way the game works is, if you yell "Buddy X", whatever X is, you can throw it at anyones balls in ear shot, or hit them with it...
For example. Let's say an asian girl tells me she doesn't speak english. When I turn around this dude is like "she doesn't speak english" If I yell "Buddy Gin and Tonic!" I can then wing my gin and tonic at his balls given that he has now had time to cover them. The result of this game is that after a couple of days, everyone is real quick to cover their balls when they hear the word buddy.
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#28
05-13-2006, 05:30 PM
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Re: I psych! high-fived some chick last night
beetz,
"Egged on" - Lies. This is how it went down. "Yo, I'm gonna go hit on that Asian chick, what should I say?" "Go tell her I'm making fun of you for tanning and ask her if guys tanning is cool."
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#29
05-13-2006, 05:33 PM
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Re: I psych! high-fived some chick last night
duck,
I understand your point about being wary, however, beetz was masterful here. He focused his pure, unadulterated glee at getting a smoke into a pure show of joy to share w/ those chicks, happily proclaiming "yes! I got a smoke after all! yesyesyes High-Five!!!! ... PSYCH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trust me. She definitely did not see it coming.
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