Favorite Hip Hop Quotable/One-liner

[BWebb]

Your face, my feet,
we meet,
We're stompin',
I'm rippin' MCs from Talahassee to Compton


I'm killin y'all niggaz on that lyrical
[censored]. Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push miracle whips.

[ClassicBob]

"Fallin' back on dat ass, with a hellified gangsta lean/
Gettin' funky on the mic like an old batch of collard greens"

[xadrez]

"And when it comes to bonin', Im Mr. Erection see,
ho's come by the crib for a free hysterectomy"

"I only roll with originators, chicks stick to my d@ck like magnets on refrigerators"

"Im so ahead of my time my parents havent met yet"

[miajag]

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"Fallin' back on dat ass, with a hellified gangsta lean/
Gettin' funky on the mic like an old batch of collard greens"

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"It's the capital-S oh yes so fresh N-double-O-P, D-O-double-G-Y D-O-double-G you see"

what a great song

[jacksoncrack]

I dont give a fvck if this chick was my own mother/
I still fvck her with no rubber and come inside her/
and have a new son and a new brother at the same time/
and just say that it aint mine/ whats my name?

eminem

[SL__72]

From what I think is one of the most quotable rap songs ever, Obnoxious by Immortal Technique:

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disgusting flows like third world country tap water

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or maybe:

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I throw your gang sign up, and then I'll spit on my hand

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[Dids]

Anything Worsdsworth said off of the first Lyricist Lounge comp and this verse from Once in A Lifetime (there's a lot of good one liners, but I might as well just post the whole thing):

Yo, we fortified live, supportin' allies
The wack is tryin' to shorten our lives, it sorta waters my eyes
But here is some'n the cryin' talk about
The verse on that cassette you and cousin fought about
That led to God and Satan's fallin' out
Encourage the liquor for those who ain't here that you pourin' out
On 3-way, your parents, preacher and spouse called my house
Revive or ruin, my theories of mics
Sony or Aiwa, black or white, I fit in all stereotypes
Search for a cast to plot, I make you a laughin' stock
So shook, I could walk a half a block and feel the aftershocks
Rain of acid drops, seek some help
Now don't rewind, get it the first time,
Shouldn't have to repeat myself
Eternally verbally, I have numbers, succumb to time outs
In rhyme bouts you'll dial 9, just to get a line out
Known fact or factors and non-rappers fractured
Results in more cast appearances than a hundred actors
Emcees I'm testin' like diseases injected in gerbils
Wordsworth, Kweli, Hi-Tek, Reflection Eternal..what...”


Had to post this verse too...

Now what you had in store buzz was looted, your music makes me sick
So I stay in bed and drink a lot of fluids
Hospitals for my stroke of genius, don't care where you come from
China or Venus, vagina or penis
Portfolio, four point oh, Scorpio
Had sex with the friends of my mom that saw me grow
The pitch was lead so you never caught up, you artificial
I need a teaspoon of sugar and two cups of water
And when you get the light you blow it, cause a lot of y'all
so confidant that when you wack, you don't even know it
Bogus poets

[kolotoure]

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I'm killin y'all niggaz on that lyrical
[censored]. Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push miracle whips.

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This line is crazy. Is it from last call?

[kolotoure]

You never stood half a chance like Siamese Twins

[Dids]

He talks about it on Last Call (or whatever that long talking song at the end of College Dropout is named), and it's popped up in a bunch of different songs on the 3000 mixtapes that are out. Same with the "Oh My God, is that a black card" lyric.