Bathroom Graffiti

[neuroman]

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"Here I sit all broken hearted
tried to sh!t but only farted
So in an alley, I took a chance
tried to fart, but sh!t my pants"

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I've seen this as
"Here I lie weeping,
'cuz I took a chance
I tried to fart
but instead sh_t my pants"

[cameronw01]

At uni there are a couple of these. The toilet paper dispenser has an arrow and it says pull for arts degree.

[absoludicrous]

Gamble? Since you made an ass of your self, what's your comeback to OPs rebuttal?

[youtalkfunny]

At a rest stop bathroom on the Garden State Pkwy on the way to AC, I saw, in bold marker, "I will suck your cock and balls. Safe, clean, discreet. (xxx)xxx-xxxx."

When I was done using the urinal, I walked over to the sink. From there, I could see that this message was in all 10 stalls.

For the next several years, my friends and I stopped calling each other [censored], and would say instead, "I will suck your cock and balls."

[dustybottoms]

Huh huh, For a good time call Beavis' mom Uh huh huh!!



Heh heh, oh yeah, well it says here "For a good time call Butthead's dad" Heh heh!

[Benny Foldem]

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I'm sure this happens all over the place, but the grout in the engineering library bathroom at UC-Berkeley had (has?) many bad grout puns written on it. ("Twist and Grout", "Don't cut your hair, let it grout.", "The Grout Outdoors", etc...)

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That's all over UW-Milwaukee bathrooms too (or was a couple years ago)... They used every "grout" pun you can think of.

benny

[Peter Harris]

Stephen King's favourite piece of graffiti is "Save Russian Jews! Collect Valuable Prizes!"

[Clayton]

seen scribbled in the history building stall:

THINGS TO CALL THAT STUFF COMING OUT OF YOUR ANUS

-DROPPING THE COSBY KIDS OFF AT THE POOL
-TAKING THE BROWNS TO THE SUPER BOWL
etc

[tagtastic]

I've seen this scratched into the metal instruction panels of hand dryers in two public restrooms:



Push Button, Receive Bacon.

I laughed both times.

[bottomset]

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I've seen this scratched into the metal instruction panels of hand dryers in two public restrooms:



Push Button, Receive Bacon.

I laughed both times.

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