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Old 10-22-2007, 04:58 PM
AHoboOnFire AHoboOnFire is offline
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I was thrown out of school my first day of kindergarten because I wore a dress without panties. The other kids and I were all jumping and playing in class when suddenly my teacher screamed my name in a blood curdling shriek that could almost shatter glass. Then she snatched me up to remove me in case my own legs couldn't carry me fast enough. I thought she had lost her mind so you can bet I kept an eye on her after a stunt like that.



The Parole Board is scheduled to vote on whether they will release me July 2008. If they say yes I'll be released within 45 days after that.



I love carnivals and I would go with my love to the fortune teller's tent where she would tell him he has the mark of the were-wolf in his palm. Then we would go ride the Ferris wheel and he would kiss me every time we reached the top. After that we'll go home and start a fire in the fireplace and sip wine, sitting on the couch. My pulse will race and he'll begin to feel lust in a strange, wild way he's never felt before because he isn't just human anymore. He starts to slowly lower his mouth toward my neck, fangs bared, pause looking confused, then he'll lick his lips, before opening his mouth wider, exposing more fangs and start moving toward my neck again…



Later he'll ask me, “was it as good for you as it was for me”?



I'll say, “Yes, my love”.



If the villagers come to try to take him away I'll fight them off with a flaming torch. Later I'll softly scratch his stomach to make his muzzle smile, manicure his claws, fluff and comb the hair growing on his ears and most of all, love him with all my heart.



If you are my true love, the were-wolf the gypsies sang song about for centuries around their campfires, because they knew you would come someday, write to me.

W...
T...
F...
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Old 10-22-2007, 05:01 PM
Smell The Glove Smell The Glove is offline
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I was thrown out of school my first day of kindergarten because I wore a dress without panties. The other kids and I were all jumping and playing in class when suddenly my teacher screamed my name in a blood curdling shriek that could almost shatter glass. Then she snatched me up to remove me in case my own legs couldn't carry me fast enough. I thought she had lost her mind so you can bet I kept an eye on her after a stunt like that.



The Parole Board is scheduled to vote on whether they will release me July 2008. If they say yes I'll be released within 45 days after that.



I love carnivals and I would go with my love to the fortune teller's tent where she would tell him he has the mark of the were-wolf in his palm. Then we would go ride the Ferris wheel and he would kiss me every time we reached the top. After that we'll go home and start a fire in the fireplace and sip wine, sitting on the couch. My pulse will race and he'll begin to feel lust in a strange, wild way he's never felt before because he isn't just human anymore. He starts to slowly lower his mouth toward my neck, fangs bared, pause looking confused, then he'll lick his lips, before opening his mouth wider, exposing more fangs and start moving toward my neck again…



Later he'll ask me, “was it as good for you as it was for me”?



I'll say, “Yes, my love”.



If the villagers come to try to take him away I'll fight them off with a flaming torch. Later I'll softly scratch his stomach to make his muzzle smile, manicure his claws, fluff and comb the hair growing on his ears and most of all, love him with all my heart.



If you are my true love, the were-wolf the gypsies sang song about for centuries around their campfires, because they knew you would come someday, write to me.

W...
T...
F...

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wow link? i think i just found my future wife
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Old 10-22-2007, 05:03 PM
Georgia Avenue Georgia Avenue is offline
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hmmm, that writing style looks familiar...was that chick a scientologist?
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Old 10-22-2007, 05:03 PM
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A little about me: I'm 29 years old, 5'4” and I weigh 135 lbs. I'm divorced and I have one daughter. I love the outdoors and being in the sunshine.

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LOL

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Prisoners get to go outside silly.

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Old 10-22-2007, 05:07 PM
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wow link? i think i just found my future wife

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lollerskates
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Old 10-22-2007, 05:08 PM
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Legitimately cute imo
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Old 10-22-2007, 05:09 PM
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roflmao american people are funny
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Old 10-22-2007, 05:09 PM
Smell The Glove Smell The Glove is offline
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wow link? i think i just found my future wife

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lollerskates

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damn she's been inside for 22 [censored] years and could be getting out in 2008. i would be seriously afraid of her.
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Old 10-22-2007, 05:10 PM
Smell The Glove Smell The Glove is offline
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this cutie pie lives in Vegas and she gets out in February.

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Old 10-22-2007, 05:13 PM
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This thread is eerily great. In a F****d up stalker but not stalker kinda way. Im not making any sense cuz im thinking about how wild and crazy all these chicks would be in the sack.
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