Grades beat/brag thread

[LonesomeFugitive]

beat: my grades are worse than all all the ones posted here
beat: can't say its because of poker, i make no money at poker
beat: i ain't going nowhere/living long like this ;(

[Borodog]

Email I just sent to a student who missed the final exam and emailed me with an excuse about his son getting hurt:

[student],

I'm sorry to hear about your son, but given your other grades there is no
posibility that you could have passed the class, regardless of the final
exam. You missed 3/4 of the classes, and your homework grade, lab grade,
and test average are all failing.

[Me]

[alphatmw]

beat: i am aiming for all Bs this semester
brag: i have 2 years of college left, but my GPA literally will not matter ever again
variance: i flipped 3 coins and got all heads

[TalkingDonkey]

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beat: my grades are worse than all all the ones posted here
beat: can't say its because of poker, i make no money at poker
beat: i ain't going nowhere/living long like this ;(

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variance: you can always start an emo band

[LonesomeFugitive]

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beat: my grades are worse than all all the ones posted here
beat: can't say its because of poker, i make no money at poker
beat: i ain't going nowhere/living long like this ;(

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variance: you can always start an emo band

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beat: i hate emos, that leaves me no options but to pray to find a path in life [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[pnazari]

brag: 3.8 gpa (biochem major)
brag: didnt attend a single lecture this semester
brag: got hammered almost every night and slept in till 1pm
beat: only halfway through, 2 more years to go
beat: theatre and film analysis was my worst mark

[Emmitt2222]

Graduating with 3.58gpa

I came into college wanting to graduate with a 3.6 so I got really damn close and all I needed was a 3.5 for the lowest form of honors. I am plenty pleased. The beat is that it is Theology which is a useless major in the real world.

[catalyst]

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Graduating with 3.58gpa

I came into college wanting to graduate with a 3.6 so I got really damn close and all I needed was a 3.5 for the lowest form of honors. I am plenty pleased. The beat is that it is Theology which is a useless major in the real world.

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OOC, why theology? Congrats on the 3.58 that is sweet

[rakes.a.beach]

Brag? 3.65
Beat: BizEcon Major
Beat2: No internships
Beat3: Parts of me think I'm going to play Pro poker
Variance: Probably transferring to UCLA from UCI

[Y2Dennis]

Brag: 4.0, 6 classes
Beat: Taking 3 classes in summer school
Variance: Business Administration/Marketing major (MBA eventually)