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07-30-2007, 04:14 PM
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Re: What\'s a sex move you learned from a porno?
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[ QUOTE ] Anyone want to share moves you have executed after viewing them in a porno? [/ QUOTE ] I tried answering the door naked when I had a pizza delivered. Let's just say the results in the movie are grossly over-exagerated. [/ QUOTE ] Did the delivery guy give you the extra large sausage you'd ordered? Did you give him a nice tip? 
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#22
07-30-2007, 04:29 PM
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Re: What\'s a sex move you learned from a porno?
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Anyone want to share moves you have executed after viewing them in a porno? [/ QUOTE ] I tried, but my wife didn't appreciate the whole "hand-held video" thing. Go figure.
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07-30-2007, 04:34 PM
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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...ue#Post11198435 [/ QUOTE ] Nice cleavage shot in the bikini pic!
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#24
07-30-2007, 04:39 PM
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Yesterday my girl is giving me a nice BJ. (And by nice, I mean it lasted for more than two minutes) [/ QUOTE ] Does this mean you don't usually last longer than 2 minutes, or that she won't go longer than two minutes?
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07-30-2007, 04:41 PM
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Re: What\'s a sex move you learned from a porno?
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[ QUOTE ] Yesterday my girl is giving me a nice BJ. (And by nice, I mean it lasted for more than two minutes) [/ QUOTE ] Does this mean you don't usually last longer than 2 minutes, or that she won't go longer than two minutes? [/ QUOTE ] I interpreted it to mean that usually, within 2 minutes her hair would get in the way, and they'd have to stop because they didn't know what to do.
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07-30-2007, 04:41 PM
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Re: What\'s a sex move you learned from a porno?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Yesterday my girl is giving me a nice BJ. (And by nice, I mean it lasted for more than two minutes) [/ QUOTE ] Does this mean you don't usually last longer than 2 minutes, or that she won't go longer than two minutes? [/ QUOTE ] I interpreted it to mean that usually, within 2 minutes her hair would get in the way, and they'd have to stop because they didn't know what to do. [/ QUOTE ] Thank god for pornos.
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#27
07-30-2007, 04:50 PM
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Does this mean you don't usually last longer than 2 minutes, or that she won't go longer than two minutes? [/ QUOTE ] She only does it for a couple minutes, I had to beg her to let me finish, but she told me I couldn't blow it in her face, so I used the ta-ta's, IDO.
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#28
07-30-2007, 05:04 PM
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Re: What\'s a sex move you learned from a porno?
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[ QUOTE ] Does this mean you don't usually last longer than 2 minutes, or that she won't go longer than two minutes? [/ QUOTE ] She only does it for a couple minutes, I had to beg her to let me finish, but she told me I couldn't blow it in her face, so I used the ta-ta's, IDO. [/ QUOTE ] And you listened to her? Obviously you don't watch enough porno's to realize that even when a girl says "not on the face" she actually means "blow on my face". She's just being coy. Kind of like when they say no.
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07-30-2007, 05:05 PM
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Re: What\'s a sex move you learned from a porno?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Does this mean you don't usually last longer than 2 minutes, or that she won't go longer than two minutes? [/ QUOTE ] She only does it for a couple minutes, I had to beg her to let me finish, but she told me I couldn't blow it in her face, so I used the ta-ta's, IDO. [/ QUOTE ] And you listened to her? Obviously you don't watch enough porno's to realize that even when a girl says "not on the face" she actually means "blow on my face". She's just being coy. Kind of like when they say NO NOT IN THE BUM IT HURTS. [/ QUOTE ]
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#30
07-30-2007, 05:23 PM
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Re: What\'s a sex move you learned from a porno?
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Anyone want to share moves you have executed after viewing them in a porno? [/ QUOTE ] There this one girl who loves the anal to mouth thing.... usually after I deliver her pizza, but before her boyfriend comes over. (she is the second one from the left.) 
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