Why You're Gay

[Tron]

So I was standing in the shower rubbing aluminum oxide crystals on my face and I thought, "Wow, this is pretty gay!" then I thought, "Wow, this could make an interesting OOT thread!" then I thought, "WTF!?! I'm thinking about OOT in the shower!"

So anyway... Pretty much everyone does a few things that are, for lack of a better term, GAY. What are yours?

I'll start:
(1) I exfoliate (as referenced above).
(2) I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] shoes.
(3) I've gotten my hair cut for $65 in Hollywood.