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Re: How to deal with this bitter poker player what should i do
bad beat as in neil 'bad beat' channing? please confirm OP
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#22
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Re: How to deal with this bitter poker player what should i do
Get over it..."Nice hand."
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Re: How to deal with this bitter poker player what should i do
YouShouldDefientlyFollowHimAroundToHisJobAndBeatHi mUpForStealing
YourMoneyYouDidNotSlowRollYouSlowPlayedTheNutFlush BecauseYouAreA PokerPro IsMyPostActuallyHarderToReadThanOpQuestionMark |
#24
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Re: How to deal with this bitter poker player what should i do
Can anyone explain to me what the crap this was all about? I read English and a spattering of other languages but everything past the first 3 lines - what is that, Cyrillic? I'm confused.
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Re: How to deal with this bitter poker player what should i do
i believe he was using the run-on sentence to convey
a style of verbal speech pattern where the talker is so excited or agitated that he doesn't pause. i found the punctuation-less style amusing and communicating effectively the emotional state of the writer. having said that, when some turkey jumps up and rejoices over a bad beat / play by me, i usually say something like: "You know, that really hurt my feelings." A.) It's true and B.) it defuses my own tilt and makes me laugh because: C.) the tilter usually doesn't know how to handle it. D.) The tilter usually follows up with an even dumber remark, like "YOU DONKEY!!" E.) At which point, I'll deadpan, "Wow. That really hurt my feelings, too." F.) At which point, the table is usually totally on my side, which is a good thing. |
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Re: How to deal with this bitter poker player what should i do
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what u should probably do is just tell the guy hey good hand you had there thanks for slowrolling me and when u say that put ur hands up in the air and curl your pointer and middle fingers to simulate the quotation marks like he did to you and if that doesnt get a reaction out of him or the rest of the table them u should obv getup and khittn and run cuz u do sound like a little girly hippy who couldnt even not get kicked your ass ina fight sometimes on days that end in y [/ QUOTE ] At last! A response OP can understand. Even if I don't [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] |
#27
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Re: How to deal with this bitter poker player what should i do
Ok i was furious when i wrote my last post hence the lack of ...... to convey my anger at this muppet.Ive shaved my head and will be heading to the local card room on saturday.Man im going to tear this guys balls off i still have have the image of him gloating when i lost a 600e pot on the river to another ok ish player. Im going to start off by shoulder charging him into the chest when hes not looking.Then ill blame him to his face for not looking where hes going.Say something like your some prrick when walking off .Ill taunt him at the table make some coments bout his wife threaten to take things outside.Ill ask him how work is let him know i know.Say shiit like "I hear youve got small balls" actually if the guy ever folds ill shout out "SMALL BALLS" everytime " hes so tight u couldnt fit a pea up his hole" which hes not. HEY SMALL BALLS wheres ur money hey SMALL BALLS u broke oh small balls is playing.Then when the casino closes and we are out side ill put my head up to his grab his balls and squezzze those fucckers till tears come in his eyes. NOBODDY SHIITS ON BIGBIGTOM
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Re: How to deal with this bitter poker player what should i do
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tl; unable to read this although, it's fun to try imagining Christopher Walken narrarating [/ QUOTE ] It coulda used a little more cowbell coulda used just a little more. |
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Such as.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9Ski0-OK3k [/ QUOTE ] Lol that's funny stuff, watched it twice. |
#30
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Re: How to deal with this bitter poker player what should i do
I think your best revenge would be to learn how to use commas, capitalization, and periods.
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