My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.

[solids]

Dude, cats are gay and pretty much suck ass anyway. Let it slide, and enjoy that delicious cake.

[Peter Harris]

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I'd trade our family's cat for regular doses of cherry pie in less than a heartbeat. I don't know if yours was more affectionate, but it does seems like it's chosen. Sorry, and can I try that pie sometime?

Best,
Pete

EDIT - i'd add that there is no feasible way of preventing the cat returning to that house, even if you got it back. They are fickle beings, and maybe one day it'll swing its fickle tail back towards you.

[Tien]

No choice. Must let go of cat, eventually you will lose him completely and he won't even recognize you.


Offer to give them your cat completely in return for more home baked cakes.


Everyone wins.

[mosdef]

Tell them I will mail my girlfriend's retarded cat to them if they give your cat back to you. You win, I win, they get a cat.

[n.s.]

Pretend to take the cat to the vet and make up some reason why the cat has to have special food (or some other restricted diet - I'm sure you can find something online). Tell your neighbors that they can't feed him any more because of that, and then he'll start coming home more regularly to eat. You could also pretend that he needs to take a pill each night, so he has to come home.

[Kneel B4 Zod]

sorry man. cats can be useful for killing rodents and such, but they can be lacking in loyalty

[Fast Food Knight]

Leave a trail of open tuna cans directing the sweet kitty back to the correct household.

[MikeyPatriot]

My cat used to do this. It upset me too. Then I found out he was FIV+ so I had to keep him indoors. Problem solved.

[Ballistik]

tell them it has a vet appt

[nath]

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Leave a trail of open tuna cans directing the sweet kitty back to the correct household.

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if you don't have tuna cans, you could try this.