Make Your Own Final Table! :: BEST TV POSSIBLE::

[Vincent]

I've never seen this topic before either, so here's mine:

1) Mike the Mouth and
2) Greg Raymer to form the odd couple (2+2 Hero also)
3) Phil the Brat for odder couple & blowup possibility
4) The Real Phil (Ivey) need a great silent player to cheer for - sub: Lederer
5) Marcel Luske for some background music
6) Dutch Boyd (famous young player, also good target for someone to hate - I don't hate him, but others do) sub: Scott Fishboy
7) Ben Affleck - celeb factor would be cool (he could also be a target to hate for some) sub: Spiderboy
8) Dan Negreanu - He has a good personality for TV. Talks a lot to players, so that's good.
9) Norman Chad playing with his life savings

Commentators:
Speculation, but I think David Grey/John Hennigan would be a good combo. Two intelligent, not annoying guys with a sense of humor, and Hennigan drinking.

[BarronVangorToth]

These are the 10 most entertaining pro's in my opinion:

Sam Farha
Lane Flack
Gus Hansen
Phil Hellmuth
Phil Ivey
Phil Laak
Mike Matusow
Daniel Negreanu
Dave Ulliott

What's that? Only nine names? There is one automatic name:

Bill Fillmaff.

There's your dream table.

And it's not close.

[overthefence]

1. Phil Hellmuth
2. Mike Matusow
3. Humberto Brenes
4. Sam Grizzle
5. Josh Arieh
6. Tony G
7. Men "The Master"
8. Joe Stillman
9. Isabelle Mercier

[Quicksilvre]

Scotty Nguyen
Men Nguyen
Greg Raymer
Mike Matusow
Daniel Negreanu
Dan Harrington
Phil Hellmuth
Phil Laak
Jennifer Harman
Jennicide

Alternately, Dan Harrington, Danny N, Daniel Aleai, me (also Daniel), Phil Hellmuth, Phil Laak, Phil Gordon, Phil Donahue, and the Philly Phanatic.

[RowdyZ]

Phil Hellmuth
Phil Laak
Tony G
Mike the Mouth
Josh Arieh
Devilfish
JR Bellande
The Shiek
Tiffany Williams

[ALReturnsLOL]

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I won't pick my final table, but I pick some plays that I'd like to see at this final table.

It will be like a play:

Tourney Announcer: Joe Stillman raises...to...minraises to a thousand in mid posision. Phil Hellmuth calls in the Big blind.

PH: Minraise, eh?
JS: (dumbfounded) HA! Yeah....
TA: Flop comes AK4...rainbow.
TA: Phil checks.
JS: I'm all in.
TA: Joe Stillman goes all in for 63 thousand, five hundred.
PH: Buddy, I think you need to stick to the internet. Ace king is no good. I call.
TA: Phil calls the 63 thousand, five hundred. The pot is over one hundred, twenty nine thousand.
JS: Whatchu got Phillip!?
PH: Buddy, I called you. I'm the 9-time world series--
TA: Joe Stillman shows King of clubs, Ace of diamonds for two pair.
PH: Anyway, 9-time champion. And thanks for donating this hand buddy. I flopped a set.
TA: Phil shows 4 of spades, 4 of hearts for a set of 4's.

JS: Awww, wtf. You call a raise with a pair of 4's in a No Limit tournament!? WTF. You got 80K left and you call an extra 5-hundy preflop with forty-four. WTF man.
PH: Buddy, it's people like you that make me rich.'
JS: No wonder why people like you win tournaments. What a joke. Look at you, you are wearing all black. You aren't even cool enough to make multiple colors work. Your IQ must be as big as my d***.
TA: 10-minute penalty for Joe Stillman.
PH: Don't worry about it, he's almost gone. I'm the 9-time--
TA: The turn card is a 9 of clubs.
PH: --world series champ.
JS: **** you man. I eat people like u for breakfast.
Daniel Negreanu: I don't think he's kidding Phil. Ha-heh! Ha-heh! (looking around smiling).
TA: Stillman needs an ace or a king to win the hand.
JS: What a joke. AK is better than 44 cuz four plus four is eight and A-K adds up to twenty one in blackjack.
TA: The river is a King. Joe Stillman--
JS: HA! HA!!! F*** you pal! whatchu get for callin off so many chips with that garbage. Im in it to win it baby.

PH: Wow. Simply incredible. I'm crippled now because of this F***ing jackass. Kid, you can't even spell Po-- oh nevermind. They never learn. Great. Just my luck. I'm down to like 32 big blinds now. I was primed to take this thing home. Honey, did you see that? Two K pot, he throws 63 on top with top two...if I ever make a play like that, just shoot me honey.
PH wife: (shrugs)
Mike Matusow: No Phil she wasn't watching. Why would she want to watch a bad player? HAHA HAA AA. I'll shoot you though, if you want. I've been on the inside before. I'll go back. I can learn to play one-penny, two-penny again.
All minus Phil: HAHAAHAAAAA
Phil: (hand over mouth looking down at chips).
JS: F***in F*ggot.
TA: Thats ...like 30 minutes Joe.
PH: (Looking up toward sky) When is it going to be my year?
All minus PH: HAHAHAAAAAA. WTF. HAHAaaaaa.

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Prohron I laughed from start to finish reading this. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[matt777]

Mike Matusow
Phil Hellmuth
Daniel Negreanu
Josh Arieh
Phil Ivey
Layne Flack
Taun Le
Scotty Nguyen
Myself

[metrognome7]

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prohornblower
I won't pick my final table, but I pick some plays that I'd like to see at this final table...

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I nominate this bit of amazingness as an entirely-too-early candidate for Post of the Year.

[TheBlueMonster]

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These are the 10 most entertaining pro's in my opinion:

Sam Farha
Lane Flack
Gus Hansen
Phil Hellmuth
Phil Ivey
Phil Laak
Mike Matusow
Daniel Negreanu
Dave Ulliott

What's that? Only nine names? There is one automatic name:

Steve Dannenman

There's your dream table.

And it's not close.

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fyp...

your list is rather great and is closest to my own list.

[thedarknight]

any table with adam friedman please
i only want to watch perfect poker and nothing less