oh my god im creaming my pants

[Ramon Scott]

how's the wifi?

[tame_deuces]

I like turtles.

[im a model]

if you get one of these tropical islands, there are going to be like giant bugs on it like centipedes and giant hissing cockroaches and flying beetles. gross, yo, bugs hella freak me out.

[sledghammer]

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As I offered before in a previous BBV "should I buy this island?" thread, the answer is YES (LDO) and I am willing to work on your island in some maintenance / guest serving / crop-harvesting capacity (or whatever you need) and will gladly accept payment in the form of cigarettes and rum, enough food to live on and a bed (or hammock) to crash in. I am also skilled in the arts of pirate combat, so I will be able to provide you with a measure of security in your new island paradise.

Ok I made up the pirate thing. But I am otherwise quite serious.

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ditto

if bbv spent 20k so barry would say 'lol donkaments' we can pony up enough for an island.

[NewTeaBag]

Former Naval Officer here. Standing by to Captain your Island Naval Defence forces for roughly the same wages mbillie asked for.

(And yes, I can fight the pirates for you.)

[ContentNutzen]

at the bottom it says in german that actual price is 25 MIL for the whole island, not 250k.

aba, do this for BEE BEE VEE !

[henrikjs]

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Brazilian chicks are way hotter than American chicks.

Let's all pitch in and buy a Brazilian island. We could build a little commune with AC and a good internet connection, and be totally set. Cost of living in Brazil is so good too. Also I think their age of consent is like 16 or something.

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14 with parental permission, 18 without, and YES I HAD TO LOOK THAT UP WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE?

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So, uhh, Mom, Dad, can I [censored] your 15 year old daughter?

[rosso87]

wow nice scam picture how this goes down.

ebay seller: moneyz please kthanks.

buyer: wheres my island?

ebay seller takes buyer to island in fiji. "heres your island"

buyer: sweet my own island heres 10mill

ebay seller promply leaves buyer.

10mins later...

other white guy "wtf are you doing on my island dude..."

[veganmav]

you are not balla enough

[infinite_loop]

This is the best island ever. What a value.

http://www.vladi-private-islands.de/...mongon05gr.jpg