Goofyballer's unballer day (new ---$$$ record!)

[PokerBob]

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obv that's a subject you know a lot about bob

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sucking less? yes, i do.

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HEY POKERBOB ONE TIME I TALKED TO SCHNEIDS AND HE SAID MY SISTER WAS HOT DOES THIS MAKE ME COOL

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post a pic. and ask gildwulf.

[crazymoose]

Yellowtail is a definite brag.

[ImsaKidd]

Goofy if you commit suicide with a corkscrew you'll be my hero.

[AntonHeat]

aahha good read, [censored] deal with your birthday beat and all

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[boomshakalaka]

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thats why it sucks to do [censored] like this on a "first date" or whatever. There wont be enough prompts while watching a movie that lead to you touching her, unlike if you are out and about doing [censored].

anyways enough oot talk

corrupt this innocents soul, show her the pleasure of bodily sin, Mr. Jesus is no match for her wanton desire to have her snatch filled and stretched.

p.s. dont wear a rubber and dont pull out.

p.p.s. when she reverts back to her old ways and lets Mr. Jesus persuade her to not abort, you must deny deny deny. Otherwise shes got you for 18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin child support for one of his kids
His baby momma car, crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was spose to buy ya shorty tyco with ya money
She went to the doctor got lipo with ya money
She walkin around lookin like Michael with ya money

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wtf kind of post is this?

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you tell me?

p.s. the girl in your avatar is extremely hot

p.p.s Id totally do her.

[kdubom]

goofy: Please use a converter when posting hand histories.

Analysis: villain used n+1th level of thinking to make hero commit chips on the flop. Either play it a bit more passively or raise more.

[Dan87]

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goofy: Please use a converter when posting hand histories.

Analysis: villain used n+1th level of thinking to make hero commit chips on the flop. Either play it a bit more passively or raise more.

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or, alternatively, dont try to make clever poker references to girl situations, its almost as bad as wearing a "big slick" shirt

[T-God]

Nice story Goofy

[Mr November]

awsome story goofy... if you felt it went that bad i guess my play would be to wait for her to call or text or something? reasoning would be if you contact her and you get the rejection "oh i will be busy for a while blah blah blah"... whats your play?