dad won't let me play online poker

[punkass]

flip him for your ability to play poker.

[ShipitFMA]

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I just skimmed this thread and all I gathered were words like "13" and "girl" -- so I will assume OP has a 13 year old hot sister and i want pics NOW.

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fkkk bro, every second post of yours is asking for pics of young girls...trouble getting ladies your own age ay

[samsdmf]

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My parents were very much the same way for a while - that is until I came back from weekly games with $100+ profit each night!

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ABA20: My dad felt the same before I bought him a 747 to get to his Ferarri on his Seychelles island

[LeatherFace]

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You should be banging thirteen year olds while you still can.

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Word!!

[isapistola]

ok.

[DWarrior]

beat: having a lame dad

My dad let me use his credit card 2 years ago to hit up a party reload while my cashout was still pending.

PS, how do you 4-table "1000 hours a year" and only have 8k hands? That's like a bad week.

[captZEEbo]

beat: not old enough to pick out my own clothes for the day

[fslexcduck]

beat: still not knowing how to spell the word "lose" as a teenager

[ebepse]

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Once school starts up again in September I don’t have as much time to play, with 3 hours of football every day plus homework (I have a 3.8GPA I’m not dropping out of school to play poker full time or anything like that).

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I liked this part

[NozeCandy]

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beat: still not knowing how to spell the word "lose" as a teenager

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I have run into college professors who do not spell this correctly. It is infuriating.