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1. A guy says, "Relax, baby. I'm just taking a piss." How do you respond?
2. You doing anything later? 3. I have BOGO free chili cheese dogs at Sonic for a year. Are you hungry? 4. Cheez-Its or Cheese Nips? 5. What is a "pap smear"? 6. Do you like Steve Miller? 7. How do you get your hashbrowns at Waffle house? 8. Guys know that they're gay if it moves when they see a hot guy. How do girls know? 9. When in the Course of human events, does it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation? Please phrase your answer in the form of a Declaration. 10. Will you be my friend on Facebook? (Until recently I wouldn't have cared, but now you have to be friends to see pictures.) |
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Do I look Japanese?
Are you Blackanese? You see the guns I've got? You know the cops ain't packing these? |
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schundler or drizzle? [/ QUOTE ] schundler if he does my cupcake but other wise obv drizzle! [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] |
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4. Cheez-Its or Cheese Nips? [/ QUOTE ] This is essential imo. |
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How often do you watch porn? ("I don't watch porn" is not an acceptable answer) [/ QUOTE ] I don't watch porn. |
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#1 - Why is women masturbation (or should I say "double clicking your mouse") so coveted and secretive? Men jerking off is such common knowledge, yet women pleasuring themselves is viewed as something that nasty sloots do in pornos, so please ladies shed light...
#2 - do yall ever fart? if so, do you queef? #3 - what's the best approach to lure a woman into having a one-night stand? #4 - after we have sex, don't [censored] cuddle with me. wait, that wasn't a question |
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[ QUOTE ] How often do you watch porn? ("I don't watch porn" is not an acceptable answer) [/ QUOTE ] I don't watch porn. [/ QUOTE ] this study says 100% of females watch porn |
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[ QUOTE ] How often do you watch porn? ("I don't watch porn" is not an acceptable answer) [/ QUOTE ] I don't watch porn. [/ QUOTE ] why not? |
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1. Do your feet stink after a long day?
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Ugliest Senator? [/ QUOTE ] A lot of possibilities here. ![]() ![]() ![]() Pedosmile: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Confirmed ghey: ![]() ![]() Probably gay imo. ![]() Cancer: ![]() Douche ![]() ![]() ![]() Buzzcut: ![]() |
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