Yeah So I wont be Dinking and driving anymore

[raging member]

none but justice was served lol

[JJSCOTT2]

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there are also many small details in your story that are abs retarded

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I'm sorry, let me clarify this for the mentally retarded.

When I do this, if they run off the road, I immediately pull over, while dialing 911. Then I get out, approach the driver and go "ZOMG, are you ok? What happened back there?" To which they reply "You rans me offf tha roadz, azzhooole" And I say "WHAT? You're drunk!" then argue with them until the police arrive, at which point they will waddle up to the officer, normally touching him/her in some fashion (Cops love being touched. Go try it sometime) and say "This Motherfuckre ran me off the road!" to which I calmly respond "No Sir/Maam, I didn't. I was driving along, and just as I passed this man/woman, I saw him/her drive off the road. I merely stopped to help, and be sure no one was injured"

then the officer responds "Thank you Sir, have a nice day" then hilarity ensues, as well as justice.

Hope that helps. If you're still having trouble with your reading comp, PM me, I'll provide further assistance, as well as an mp3 file of me reading this post, if needed.

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I love how you are judge, jury and executioner here. I'm surprised that you can simply observe someone maybe weave and conclude that they are definitely drunk when it requires field sobriety tests and breath tests for cops to come to the same conclusions. And also given your previous reply, you would also have to agree that if you kill someone by running them off the road then you too should be treated as if you put a gun to their head. You [censored] idiot.

[jman220]

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hen the officer responds "Thank you Sir, have a nice day" then hilarity ensues, as well as justice.


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What you are doing is neither hilarious, nor funny. Notice that everyone else in the thread disagrees with you? You're actually the [censored] that is endangering the lives of others, and you're committing what is probably a felony reckless endangerment in most states, to combat what you are witnessing, which is most likely a misdemeanor driving while intoxicated. good job. Also, I don't believe a word you've written.

Edit: By the way, I just drove home from Atlantic city, and just got home. I don't drink alcohol, but i was pretty tired. Its possible I may have swerved slightly out of my lane once or twice during the 3 hour drive home. I'm glad I didn't run into you.

[jzpiano]

Don't wish for death upon other posters. RebelRebel is being dealt with.

[fredd-bird]

whats dinking?

[boomshakalaka]

how is it the merits of logic are completely lost on so many people? I look forward to reading the article about you stating the heinous crimes you got away with until finally an officer recognizes you in the exact same situation for a second time.

When the cuffs get slapped on you, that is when hilarity ensues.

[Vince.]

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instead of drunk drivers we should arrest [censored] drivers

a lot of people just suck at driving, drunk or sober

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lol QFMFT

[cwes]

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there are also many small details in your story that are abs retarded

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I'm sorry, let me clarify this for the mentally retarded.

When I do this, if they run off the road, I immediately pull over, while dialing 911. Then I get out, approach the driver and go "ZOMG, are you ok? What happened back there?" To which they reply "You rans me offf tha roadz, azzhooole" And I say "WHAT? You're drunk!" then argue with them until the police arrive, at which point they will waddle up to the officer, normally touching him/her in some fashion (Cops love being touched. Go try it sometime) and say "This Motherfuckre ran me off the road!" to which I calmly respond "No Sir/Maam, I didn't. I was driving along, and just as I passed this man/woman, I saw him/her drive off the road. I merely stopped to help, and be sure no one was injured"

then the officer responds "Thank you Sir, have a nice day" then hilarity ensues, as well as justice.

Hope that helps. If you're still having trouble with your reading comp, PM me, I'll provide further assistance, as well as an mp3 file of me reading this post, if needed.

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I like it.

[goofyballer]

#4 is retarded. Why should someone else's irresponsibility be pinned on you?

"Dude, if I get you a beer, do you promise you won't drive home?"
"Yeah, of course man."
"Ok, here you go."

[2 hours later, Hero gets hauled off to a hard labor camp]

[EvanJC]

There should be no drunk driving laws, there I said it.