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[mugatu668]

christ this is [censored] [censored].

i have $4 in my account. Played 3 $16 sngs. GUESS HOW I BUSTED OUT.


PokerStars Game #10193446281: Tournament #51661841, $15+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/05/31 - 00:14:44 (ET)
Table '51661841 1' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: The_Venetian (1155 in chips)
Seat 2: Reel Prophet (1640 in chips)
Seat 3: Mazmaus (3215 in chips)
Seat 4: tjd976 (1560 in chips)
Seat 5: Den1888 (1235 in chips)
Seat 6: pokasaurusre (725 in chips)
Seat 7: Brutusatosu (1855 in chips)
Seat 8: mact3333 (1005 in chips)
Seat 9: papadap (1110 in chips)
Brutusatosu: posts small blind 50
mact3333: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pokasaurusre [Ks Td]
papadap: folds
The_Venetian: folds
Reel Prophet: folds
Mazmaus: folds
tjd976: folds
Den1888: folds
pokasaurusre: raises 200 to 300
Brutusatosu: folds
mact3333: raises 705 to 1005 and is all-in
pokasaurusre: calls 425 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Jc Qs 3c]
*** TURN *** [Jc Qs 3c] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [Jc Qs 3c Th] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mact3333: shows [9s Kc] (a straight, Nine to King)
pokasaurusre: shows [Ks Td] (a pair of Tens)
mact3333 collected 1500 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1500 | Rake 0
Board [Jc Qs 3c Th 5s]
Seat 1: The_Venetian folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Reel Prophet folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Mazmaus folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: tjd976 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Den1888 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: pokasaurusre (button) showed [Ks Td] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 7: Brutusatosu (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: mact3333 (big blind) showed [9s Kc] and won (1500) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 9: papadap folded before Flop (didn't bet)


PokerStars Game #10193424873: Tournament #51660613, $15+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2007/05/31 - 00:13:02 (ET)
Table '51660613 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: takndown (9105 in chips)
Seat 3: pokasaurusre (135 in chips)
Seat 4: profbucks626 (2985 in chips)
Seat 6: mact3333 (1275 in chips)
takndown: posts the ante 25
pokasaurusre: posts the ante 25
profbucks626: posts the ante 25
mact3333: posts the ante 25
pokasaurusre: posts small blind 100
profbucks626: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pokasaurusre [As 2c]
mact3333: folds
takndown: folds
pokasaurusre: calls 10 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Qh Td 7s]
*** TURN *** [Qh Td 7s] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [Qh Td 7s 5h] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pokasaurusre: shows [As 2c] (high card Ace)
profbucks626: shows [5s 6s] (a pair of Fives)
profbucks626 collected 320 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 320 | Rake 0
Board [Qh Td 7s 5h Kc]
Seat 1: takndown (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: pokasaurusre (small blind) showed [As 2c] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 4: profbucks626 (big blind) showed [5s 6s] and won (320) with a pair of Fives
Seat 6: mact3333 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


PokerStars Game #10193156200: Tournament #51660715, $12+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/05/30 - 23:52:35 (ET)
Table '51660715 1' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: crutch11 (2133 in chips)
Seat 2: cicca (947 in chips)
Seat 3: pokasaurusre (1550 in chips)
Seat 4: trapper98 (2420 in chips)
Seat 6: dessie99 (1950 in chips)
trapper98: posts small blind 25
dessie99: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pokasaurusre [Jc Js]
crutch11: folds
cicca: folds
pokasaurusre: raises 100 to 150
trapper98: calls 125
dessie99: folds
*** FLOP *** [5h 7h 7d]
trapper98: bets 100
pokasaurusre: calls 100
*** TURN *** [5h 7h 7d] [2h]
trapper98: bets 100
pokasaurusre: raises 150 to 250
trapper98: raises 250 to 500
pokasaurusre: calls 250
*** RIVER *** [5h 7h 7d 2h] [8s]
trapper98: bets 1670 and is all-in
pokasaurusre: calls 800 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
trapper98: shows [Kh 8h] (a flush, King high)
pokasaurusre: shows [Jc Js] (two pair, Jacks and Sevens)
trapper98 collected 3150 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3150 | Rake 0
Board [5h 7h 7d 2h 8s]
Seat 1: crutch11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: cicca folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: pokasaurusre (button) showed [Jc Js] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sevens
Seat 4: trapper98 (small blind) showed [Kh 8h] and won (3150) with a flush, King high
Seat 6: dessie99 (big blind) folded before Flop

god i [censored] hate myself. I could have built that up so easily if I had been patient. My risk of ruin is 99% as I will probably tilt off my last 4 dollars

EDIT: Karma is [censored]. I have been giving away money left and right on a just over 100 dollar roll, just because I [censored] hated it how everyone was a nit when I was butso. Now I am [censored].

[mlagoo]

lol wtf

[ChrisCo]

PokerStars Game #10194042410: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/05/31 - 01:05:30 (ET)
Table 'Eltanin V' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: bigsocce ($5 in chips)
Seat 2: uubhdmp ($5 in chips)
Seat 3: Hellscreem ($4.97 in chips)
Seat 4: darreljanh ($4.46 in chips)
Seat 5: klondikebob ($2.46 in chips)
Seat 6: bigshizzle54 ($26.61 in chips)
Seat 7: sasa223 ($5 in chips)
Seat 8: bozalo ($5.77 in chips)
Seat 9: wrxtasy_03 ($21.20 in chips)
klondikebob: posts small blind $0.01
bigshizzle54: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to wrxtasy_03 [7c Ts]
sasa223: raises $4.98 to $5 and is all-in
bozalo: folds
wrxtasy_03: calls $5
bigsocce: folds
uubhdmp: folds
Hellscreem: folds
darreljanh: folds
klondikebob: folds
bigshizzle54: folds
*** FLOP *** [3d Td 7h]
*** TURN *** [3d Td 7h] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [3d Td 7h Jh] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sasa223: shows [Qs Qd] (a pair of Queens)
wrxtasy_03: shows [7c Ts] (two pair, Tens and Sevens)
wrxtasy_03 collected $9.53 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10.03 | Rake $0.50
Board [3d Td 7h Jh Kc]
Seat 1: bigsocce folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: uubhdmp folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Hellscreem folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: darreljanh (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: klondikebob (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: bigshizzle54 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: sasa223 showed [Qs Qd] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 8: bozalo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: wrxtasy_03 showed [7c Ts] and won ($9.53) with two pair, Tens and Sevens

[ocdscale]

Q5 is coinflip with JJ, proofz inside.

[Josem]

mugatu:

1) bankroll managemnet is awesome.

2) of those SNG hands, hand #2 is the only one you didn't butcher in brutal and obvious ways (and only then, i think, because you only had 10 chips)

3) your misery brings me great joy.

[UIowaHottie]

I wants in

gg?

[TheHC]

Were you guys high on crack or something?