College- More Beats Than Brags

[J. Sawyer]

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So yesterday I moved back to the prestigious Western Kentucky University. It has gone as follows-

Brag- My roomate isnt here yet so I have the room to myself
Beat- I checked out his facebook profile and hes a thug. His groups include "Stop Snitchin" and his favorite books are "You know yo boy cant read hah."

Beat- I got put in the shittiest dorm on campus. Barely any AC, 22 floors, window doesnt open all the way, and its tiny.
Brag- I can smoke pot with no interference from authority [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Beat- Books are [censored] expensive. I hate teachers that assign 5 required text for a [censored] gen. ed religious studies course.

Brag- Co-ed dorm.

Beat- I cant multi-table 40 hours a week anymore, goodbye a large chunk of my income.

College is full of variance.

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I dont see why you can't multi-table 40 hours a week? and if you've been multi-tabling 40 hours a week why you can't afford your own place?

That does suck about your roomate though, do they have like a swap day or something?

[DING-DONG YO]

You forgot a beat.

UGA to beat that azz in Athens next Saturday.

[acesfall]

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You forgot a beat.

UGA to beat that azz in Athens next Saturday.

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OH NO YOU DI'INT!!!

[lostandgone85]

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I have no AC in my dorm and I have to take two semesters of Theology. I want to cry.

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Foundations of Theology this semester is already a major beat

[Barrin6]

Since when does multitabling 40 hours a week mean you have to make money?

[J. Sawyer]

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Since when does multitabling 40 hours a week mean you have to make money?

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since he said he was

[acesfall]

My roomate just showed up and he has a gold grill which means hes way more baller then me.

[nubs]

Pics are required of the grill.

[Don Key E37]

I think I might pay more money than I have to be a freshman in college in a co ed dorm. [censored] poker. Play 10 hours a week if that, should be plenty for beer and parties and a little spending money. Make lots of money later, have more fun now. There is something to be said for you and a bunch of your friends having 25 bucks between you, everyone getting wasted, everyone getting laid, and having the most baller night ever broke as a joke.