** Official September Chat Thread: The Grey Swan **

[mlane]

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

BOOBS (BB): $122.85
SB: $123.30

Preflop: BOOBS is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB raises to $2.00</font>, <font color="red">BOOBS raises to $11.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $20.00</font>, <font color="red">BOOBS raises to $52.00</font>, SB calls $32.00

Flop: ($104) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BOOBS bets all-in for $70.85</font>, SB calls $70.85

Turn: ($245.70) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($245.70) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $245.70 ($0.50 Rake)

SB had 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Tens) and WON (+$122.35)
BOOBS had Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Tens) and LOST (-$122.85)

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

BOOBS (BB): $171.15
SB: $205.65

Preflop: BOOBS is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB raises to $5.00</font>, BOOBS calls $4.00

Flop: ($10) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BOOBS checks, <font color="red">SB bets $1.00</font>, <font color="red">BOOBS raises to $8.00</font>, SB calls $7.00

Turn: ($26) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BOOBS bets $15.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $30.00</font>, BOOBS calls $15.00

River: ($86) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BOOBS checks, <font color="red">SB bets $15.00</font>, <font color="red">BOOBS raises all-in to $128.15</font>, SB calls $113.15

Pot Size: $342.30 ($0.50 Rake)

SB had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and WON (+$170.65)
BOOBS had J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, Jack high) and LOST (-$171.15)

sigh..........

[RiverMustelid]

3 buyins down in the first 100 hands. A grey month indeed.

[SABR42]

The poker equivalent of orgasm:

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $100.00
BB: $100.00
UTG: $98.30
UTG+1: $107.75
MP1: $15.50
MP2: $69.40
MP3: $113.40
CO: $53.90
Hero (BTN): $394.30

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (9 Players)
4 folds, MP3 calls $1.00, <font color="red">CO raises to $4.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $12.00</font>, 2 folds, MP3 calls $11.00, CO calls $8.00

Flop: ($37.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
MP3 checks, <font color="red">CO bets all-in for $41.90</font>, Hero?

LOL.

[1p0kerboy]

Goal for the month:

Find out if there is such a thing as a grey swan.

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]
bigmick??


Bigmick is back at 200nl. God he is a waste of a space at a table.

[/ QUOTE ]


he was at some nl100 tables earlier.


PS. I am officially pissed off after dropping 10 buyins, and now have to drop back to nl50 [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Every bluffy c-bet getting called, every set is folded to, every decent hand gets either sucked out on by the river or gets duplicated, their kings are cracking my Aces preflop, every two bottom pairs when I know he's got top pair gets effed over by turn: Ace + river: Ace, no draws are hitting or if they do the board pairs and I run into a boat/quads, and even nut flushes are getting busted by straight flushes pulled out of their ass.

I knew I shouldn't have withdrawn on Wednesday.

Bugger.

[SABR42]

LOL these tards are BEGGING me to bust their aces:

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 8 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $87.45
BB: $78.00
Hero (UTG): $102.50
UTG+1: $16.95
MP1: $136.15
MP2: $99.00
CO: $28.50
BTN: $28.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (8 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $4.00</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">MP2 raises to $9.00</font>, 4 folds, Hero calls $5.00

Flop: ($19.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $13.00</font>, MP2 calls $13.00

Turn: ($45.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $30.00</font>, <font color="red">MP2 raises all-in to $77.00</font>, Hero calls $47.00

River: ($199.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $199.50 ($3 Rake)

MP2 had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$99.00)
Hero had 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a flush, Queen high) and WON (+$97.50)

Villain put me on AK obv:

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 8 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $60.80
Hero (BB): $332.30
UTG: $98.00
UTG+1: $100.00
MP1: $98.50
MP2: $17.00
CO: $42.70
BTN: $125.95

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (8 Players)
5 folds, BTN calls $1.00, SB calls $0.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $5.50</font>, BTN calls $4.50, SB folds

Flop: ($12) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $8.50</font>, BTN calls $8.50

Turn: ($29) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $17.00</font>, BTN calls $17.00

River: ($63) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $35.00</font>, BTN calls $35.00

Pot Size: $133.00 ($3 Rake)

BTN had 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Fives and Threes) and LOST (-$66.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Threes) and WON (+$64.00)

[Mike Kelley]

[ QUOTE ]
The poker equivalent of orgasm:

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $100.00
BB: $100.00
UTG: $98.30
UTG+1: $107.75
MP1: $15.50
MP2: $69.40
MP3: $113.40
CO: $53.90
Hero (BTN): $394.30

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (9 Players)
4 folds, MP3 calls $1.00, <font color="red">CO raises to $4.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $12.00</font>, 2 folds, MP3 calls $11.00, CO calls $8.00

Flop: ($37.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
MP3 checks, <font color="red">CO bets all-in for $41.90</font>, Hero?

LOL.

[/ QUOTE ]

This must be 3some sex then.

Poker Stars
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$0.10/$0.25 Blinds
8 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $8.10
BB: $22.20
<u>Hero (UTG): $26.35</u>
<u>UTG+1: $35.15</u>
MP1: $36.05
MP2: $10.30
CO: $16.40
BTN: $19.10

Preflop: Hero is dealt (8 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $1.00</font>, UTG+1 calls $1.00, 6 folds

Flop: ($2.35) (2 Players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks

Turn: ($2.35) (2 Players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks

River: ($2.35) (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $2.00</font>, <font color="red">UTG+1 raises to $4.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $10.00</font>, <font color="red">UTG+1 raises to $16.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $25.35</font>, UTG+1 calls $9.35

Pot Size: $53.05 ($2.60 Rake)

UTG+1 had and LOST (-$26.35)
Hero had (four of a kind, Sevens) and WON (+$24.10)

[Mike Kelley]

Check out villain drawing to the inside straight with a monotone flop.

Poker Stars
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$0.10/$0.25 Blinds
9 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

<u>Hero (SB): $25.00</u>
BB: $60.80
UTG: $9.25
UTG+1: $12.75
MP1: $29.10
<u>MP2: $22.30</u>
MP3: $6.45
CO: $14.15
BTN: $9.90

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A (9 Players)
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $0.25, MP1 folds, MP2 calls $0.25, 3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $1.50</font>, 2 folds, MP2 calls $1.25

Flop: ($3.50) 4 9 J (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $3.25</font>, MP2 calls $3.25

Turn: ($10) 4 9 J Q (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $9.00</font>, <font color="red">MP2 raises all-in to $17.55</font>, Hero calls $8.55

River: ($45.10) 4 9 J Q 6 (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $45.10 ($2.20 Rake)

MP2 had T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight, Nine to King) and WON (+$20.60)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$22.30)

and last of all 3some prison sex.


Poker Stars
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$0.10/$0.25 Blinds
9 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $47.90
BB: $14.25
<u>Hero (UTG): $22.40</u>
UTG+1: $55.35
MP1: $38.10
MP2: $13.80
<u>MP3: $34.30</u>
CO: $22.70
BTN: $10.10

Preflop: Hero is dealt 8 8 (9 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $1.00</font>, 3 folds, MP3 calls $1.00, 4 folds

Flop: ($2.35) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $2.00</font>, MP3 calls $2.00

Turn: ($6.35) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">MP3 bets $2.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8.00</font>, <font color="red">MP3 raises to $14.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $19.40</font>, MP3 calls $5.40

River: ($45.15) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $45.15 ($2.20 Rake)

MP3 had A A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces) and WON (+$20.55)
Hero had 8 8 (three of a kind, Eights) and LOST (-$22.40)

[Fredpower]

[ QUOTE ]
bigmick??


Bigmick is back at 200nl. God he is a waste of a space at a table.

[/ QUOTE ]

he played a lot of nl100 in the last few weeks I think.
why everyone seems to hate him??

[Fredpower]

Second time this week I win my biggest pot ever [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

PokerStars Pot-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (4 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($225.70)
Button ($326.15)
SB ($323)
Hero ($396)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls $4, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $12</font>, SB calls $10, Hero calls $8, UTG folds.

Flop: ($40) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $32</font>, SB folds, Hero calls $32.

Turn: ($104) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $40</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $152</font>, Button calls $112.

River: ($408) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $92</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $130.15</font>, Hero calls $38.15.

Final Pot: $668.30

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Button has Ad 3d (two pair, queens and threes).
Hero has Qh 9h (full house, queens full of nines).
Outcome: Hero wins $668.30. </font>