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06-28-2007, 07:04 PM
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Re: Whats my play in this bar situation?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] So I am there for about 1.5 hours and have had about 5 drinks and need to go to the bathroom. [/ QUOTE ] Another thing - you need to stretch your womanly bladder. [/ QUOTE ] Great joke that doesn't even ring true. The average person would drink five beers and would piss within 1.5 hours any day of the week. [/ QUOTE ] Alright then. You obviously know much better than the rest of us. [/ QUOTE ] kotod, cut teh kid some slack, you remember what it was like to be 19 and think you are cool because you go bar hopping right? [/ QUOTE ] I do, and that's why I'm trying to help him out. Most likely though he, as 99% of males do, will not listen and learn the hard way. It's not a slight towards him -- it's just a fact of life. 
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06-28-2007, 09:16 PM
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Re: Whats my play in this bar situation?
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[ QUOTE ] So I am there for about 1.5 hours and have had about 5 drinks and need to go to the bathroom. [/ QUOTE ] Another thing - you need to stretch your womanly bladder. [/ QUOTE ] You can have most of a six-pack in your gut without wanting to pee? I'm legitimately impressed. Or ... do you just pee a little, like, not enough so's anyone would notice?
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06-28-2007, 09:18 PM
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Re: Whats my play in this bar situation?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] So I am there for about 1.5 hours and have had about 5 drinks and need to go to the bathroom. [/ QUOTE ] Another thing - you need to stretch your womanly bladder. [/ QUOTE ] You can have most of a six-pack in your gut without wanting to pee? I'm legitimately impressed. Or ... do you just pee a little, like, not enough so's anyone would notice? [/ QUOTE ] this is one for mythbusters I think
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06-28-2007, 09:22 PM
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Re: Whats my play in this bar situation?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] So I am there for about 1.5 hours and have had about 5 drinks and need to go to the bathroom. [/ QUOTE ] Another thing - you need to stretch your womanly bladder. [/ QUOTE ] You can have most of a six-pack in your gut without wanting to pee? I'm legitimately impressed. Or ... do you just pee a little, like, not enough so's anyone would notice? [/ QUOTE ] Most people I know aren't voracious pissers. Though I don't know if voracious is the correct term for this conversation.
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06-29-2007, 03:19 PM
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Re: Whats my play in this bar situation?
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It is graduation weekend in my college town so naturally the bars are as crowded as ever and everyone is letting loose. My brother just graduated with several of his friends and I went out to celebrate with him. I am 19 right now but one of my friends work there and was able to sneak me in. So I am there for about 1.5 hours and have had about 5 drinks and need to go to the bathroom. At this bar there are only 2 different bathrooms that are a single only so naturally there is a long line. I get in line behind about 10 people and wait patiently and check out any of the girls walking around. I get to the front of the line and am waiting for about 10 seconds when the guy behind me goes around me and starts knocking on the door. This man is about 25 and roughly 250lbs, but no muscle. I am annoyed by this because A. it is just a dick thing to do and B. he had only been in there for ten seconds. The man walks out of the bathroom not saying anything and I walk in and lock the door behind. I don't even get to unzip my pants before I get this guy banging on the door now even harder. How do you handle this situation? [/ QUOTE ] Open door and say: "I only have enough coke for myself" "Unless you have coke for me you gotta wait" "I don't cross swords, wait your turn" "I don't want a BJ, try the guy behind you" KJS
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06-29-2007, 03:32 PM
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Re: Whats my play in this bar situation?
Thread delivers the goods in a bag, thx.
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