GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

[danzasmack]

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Very nice. I think you lose points for using "angle-shooting" twice though.

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fuh realy fuh surius i edit

[Syphilis]

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I'd challenge somebody to a battle, but i don't want to go first, then have them back out.

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Work that into yo rap, foo.

[TStoneMBD]

got my vote so far

[Mr November]

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GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Grimstarr G, he's a lonely dude
spending all day on the two plus two
his game's so bad there's no way to fix it
dropped half his wealth like his name was Dikshit
if he makes a hand he just might get paid
but he'll win the World Series before he gets laid

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pwned.

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[GLmaestro]

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARRRRRR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARRRRRR

He's a virgin, losing cash with ACE QUEEN
If you want ass, try to get your FACE CLEAN
If you wanna flip, make sure he's no SUPBRO
Or else BBV will make u feel like BUSTO
5 grand was enough, to make u lose your DIGNITY
5 grand should be enough to make u lose VIRGINITY
Your image is cool, and your POSTS ARE FUNNY
But quit poker, instead go buy HOES FOR MONEY

[Gildwulf]

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I coulda sworn that was back when I was the only one who watched comedy central at like 3 AM on a tuesday.

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i have the box set

SHIP IT

[junkmail3]

EDIT: Also had this written up before I saw the other beastie style rap - so don't deduct points for the cap words at the end.

Well, at least it can't be the worst one.
In the beastie boy stlye:

GRIMMSTAR ROCKS TEH GRIMSTAR
GRIMMSTAR ROCKS TEH GRIM

GRIMMSTAR, the original entrepre-NEUR,
So many skanlsky bux, spends all day at the skalnky STORE!

Tried to make a post about his most busto GIRLFRIEND!
But google search is down, looks like another lonely WEEKEND!

It's been about ten years since grimmstarr got laid RIGHT!
But it don't matter son, he keeps that flesh lite packed TIGHT!

Always air - doesn't pay his WEB DE-SIGNER!,
Grimm laughs his ass off in his broke ass RECLINER!

Used to claim "prodigy" in the high stakes no limit THREADS!
One flippament later, now he's layin in the bbv death BED!

When Special ED posted bout that topless DEALER!
His inbox exploded, said THE GRIMM WANTS TO MEET ER!

Don't know more about the grimstar, "IGNORE THIS USER"
But he makes too many posts I just don't know ABOUT THE FUTURE!

[TxRedMan]

grimstarr rocks the grimstarr
grimstarr rocks the grimstarr
the biggest chicken sh!t by far

just ask empire maker two
grimstarr aint coin flippin with you
plus sklansky bucks versus anyone else
AQ offsuit is the nuts and Grims off the shelf
i dont know what i hate the most
that dik sh!t avatar, or reading his posts
sucking out on grim is like gettin head from a whore
cost you a couple bucks and he's always there for more
show me that hand again
where on the end he went all in
and his opponent tanked for the whole thirty'
and slow rolled the nuts nice and dirty
throw him in with zee justin and that prodigy chump
word to the mod' this threads gettin bumped
talking sh!t about fightin for ten grand
you talkin bout fightin a little kid or fightin a grown man?
when it comes to a b!tch i advocate violence
talkin sh!t to BBV you'd better stay silent
maybe i'm being a little rough
maybe grimstarrs had enough
without him and HIV, how would be laugh?
who would show us those tilted busto graphs?
who would backout of a coin flip and not say they're sorry?
and most of all, who would pay for bldswttrs ferrari?
infamous in this circle
otherwise unknown to the world
i'm starting to think that grimstarr
might be a 13 year old girl
right from my brain where these words were spawned
BOOM HEADSHOT B!tch, your a$$ just got pwned

[Eulysses]

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grimstarr rocks the grimstarr
grimstarr rocks the grimstarr
the biggest chicken sh!t by far

just ask empire maker two
grimstarr aint coin flippin with you
plus sklansky bucks versus anyone else
AQ offsuit is the nuts and Grims off the shelf
i dont know what i hate the most
that dik sh!t avatar, or reading his posts
sucking out on grim is like gettin head from a whore
cost you a couple bucks and he's always there for more
show me that hand again
where on the end he went all in
and his opponent tanked for the whole thirty'
and slow rolled the nuts nice and dirty
throw him in with zee justin and that prodigy chump
word to the mod' this threads gettin bumped
talking sh!t about fightin for ten grand
you talkin bout fightin a little kid or fightin a grown man?
when it comes to a b!tch i advocate violence
talkin sh!t to BBV you'd better stay silent
maybe i'm being a little rough
maybe grimstarrs had enough
without him and HIV, how would be laugh?
who would show us those tilted busto graphs?
who would backout of a coin flip and not say they're sorry?
and most of all, who would pay for bldswttrs ferrari?
infamous in this circle
otherwise unknown to the world
i'm starting to think that grimstarr
might be a 13 year old girl
right from my brain where these words were spawned
BOOM HEADSHOT B!tch, your a$$ just got pwned

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WINNAR!

[obiedman]

if you were to say "pwned" outloud, you would rhyme it with spawned? wtf?