I Wanna Kill Myself

[Lurker.]

how do you figure.

[whoisthedrizzle]

GW plz delete thread when u read it or ban me or something, I dont care

PS: Still alive

[TyFuji]

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I dont wanna live no mo
Sometimes I hear death knockin at my front do
Im livin everyday like a hustle, another drug to juggle;
Another day, another struggle

[notorious b.i.g.]
I know how it feel to wake up [censored] up
Pockets broke as hell, another rock to sell
People look at you like youse the user
Selling drugs to all the losers, mad buddha abuser
But they dont know about your stress-filled day
Baby on the way mad bills to pay
Thats why you drink tanqueray; so you can reminisce
And wish, you wasnt livin so devilish, ssshit
I remember I was just like you
Smokin blunts with my crew, flippin over 62s
Cause g-e-d, wasnt b-i-g
I got p-a-i-d, thats why my moms hate me
She was forced to kick me out, no doubt
Then I figured out licks went for twenty down south
Packed up my tools for my raw power move
Glock nineteen for casket and flower moves
For chumps tryin to stop my flow
And what they dont know will show on the autopsy
Went to see papi, to cop me a brick
Asked for some consignment and he wasnt tryin to hear it
Smoking mad newports cause Im due in court
For an assault, that I caught, in bridgeport, new york
Catch me if you can like the gingerbread man
You better have your gat in hand, cause man

I dont wanna live no mo
Sometimes I hear death knockin at my front do
Im livin everyday like a hustle, another drug to juggle;
Another day, another struggle

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People who respond to ANY post with song lyrics are total f*cking [censored], without exception.

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Thaaaaank you

[IRuleYouHard]

Drizzle pls don't. How could I internet stalk you and pretend you are my boyfriend?

[whoisthedrizzle]

So Case decided to play some 10nl with me today to help cheer me up. Here's a hand history, he's elephantsRcute. I am of course the Drizzle.

FullTiltPoker Game #2689443331: Table Sibley (6 max) - $0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Hold'em - 4:59:28 ET - 2007/06/17
Seat 1: WhoisthaDrizzle ($11.20)
Seat 2: elephantsRcute ($20.60)
Seat 3: anu667 ($8)
Seat 4: ACMagic ($17.05)
Seat 5: zxcv12 ($7.70)
Seat 6: eli_eli ($14.80)
WhoisthaDrizzle posts the small blind of $0.05
elephantsRcute posts the big blind of $0.10
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elephantsRcute [Qd Qh]
anu667 folds
ACMagic raises to $0.35
zxcv12: redfern in syndney bittch\
zxcv12 has 15 seconds left to act
zxcv12 raises to $7.70, and is all in
eli_eli calls $7.70
WhoisthaDrizzle folds
elephantsRcute raises to $20.60, and is all in
ACMagic calls $16.70, and is all in
eli_eli: lol
eli_eli: wtf guys
eli_eli has 15 seconds left to act
eli_eli: lol
eli_eli: i got the worst hand here
WhoisthaDrizzle: dude ur getting a billion to one
eli_eli calls $7.10, and is all in
elephantsRcute shows [Qd Qh]
ACMagic shows [Ks Kh]
zxcv12 shows [9s 9h]
eli_eli shows [Ac 4h]
Uncalled bet of $3.55 returned to elephantsRcute
*** FLOP *** [8h Qc 2s]
*** TURN *** [8h Qc 2s] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [8h Qc 2s 3c] [3s]
elephantsRcute shows a full house, Queens full of Threes
ACMagic shows two pair, Kings and Threes
elephantsRcute wins side pot #2 ($4.50) with a full house, Queens full of Threes
eli_eli shows a pair of Threes
elephantsRcute wins side pot #1 ($21.30) with a full house, Queens full of Threes
zxcv12 shows two pair, Nines and Threes
elephantsRcute wins the main pot ($28.85) with a full house, Queens full of Threes
ACMagic: wow
ACMagic is sitting out
zxcv12 is sitting out
eli_eli is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $56.65 Main pot $30.85. Side pot 1 $21.30. Side pot 2 $4.50. | Rake $2
Board: [8h Qc 2s 3c 3s]
Seat 1: WhoisthaDrizzle (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: elephantsRcute (big blind) showed [Qd Qh] and won ($54.65) with a full house, Queens full of Threes
Seat 3: anu667 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: ACMagic showed [Ks Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Threes
Seat 5: zxcv12 showed [9s 9h] and lost with two pair, Nines and Threes
Seat 6: eli_eli (button) showed [Ac 4h] and lost with a pair of Threes

[ChoicestHops]

How bout we kill each other and make it easy on ourselves?

[CaseS87]

I


am a champion.

[whoisthedrizzle]

This thread would have been better if I had titled it "I Wanna Shoot Myself" then responded like 12 replies later with "A smile."

[apefish]

Drizzle- glad to see you alive and kicking.
Now kick Lurker for me please.

Elephants aren't cute as much as they are tasty. But that seems nitty of me.

[SNOWBALL]

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