Best scene/exchange in "Arrested Development"

[sexypanda]

Tobias Fünke: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

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Tobias Fünke: No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist.
Buster: It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me.

[Pudge714]

GOB: It's ain't easy being white
Franklin: It ain't easy being brown
GOB: Always trying to do right.
Franklin: I got kids all over town.

[T-God]

"Look who thinks he's such an expert on marriage. Oh, I'm sorry. Your wife is DEAD! [Beat] Oh. I'm sorry. That was totally inappropriate of me." - Tobias.

[Tennenbaum]

I love this show, and this thread just made me hit up amazon.com and buy the DVDs

[d10]

Tobias: I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so I'm afraid I have somewhat of a mess on my hands.
Michael: There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence...

[2 mins later]

Tobias: Michael, you really are quite the cupid, aren't you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.
Michael: OK, you know what you do? You buy yourself a tape recorder; you just record yourself for a whole day, I think you're gonna be surprised at some of your phrasing.
Tobias: Butterscotch! Wanna lick?

[much later]

Tobias: Well you certainly didn't help with my reputation as a ladies man with Jeff, but we'll clear all that up at the spa when I get my facial.
Michael: Did you ever get that tape recorder?

[On the next Arrested Development... Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words to see what Michael was referring to]

Recorded Tobias: ...even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
Tobias: Nothing wrong with that.
Recorded Tobias: Oh I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can.
Tobias: That's out of context.
Recorded Tobias: I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak.

[KneeCo]

I really love the Gob scene in the first season final where Kitty is trying to get him to work with her, but he's totally not responding to her, rather his dialogue is just like a stream of thoughts/questions regarding the Atkins diet. He's so amazing in that scene.

"What about chicken... let me finish [finger twirl] salad!"

I also really like when Michael is trying to get Oscar to sleep with his mom, but Oscar thinks Michael is trying to get him to get her to take pot.
"But the question is, how will I get it in her?... Maybe I'll stick it in her brownie" + Michael's reaction is classic.

And there are so many others. What a great show.

[THAY3R]

"Narrator: But he still had some unanswered questions, so he did a little detective work.

Michael: You burn down the storage unit?

T-Bone: Oh, most definitely."



This line still completely cracks me up every time I see it.

[nath]

Michael: His self-esteem is low enough as it is, and I have no idea why. He’s such a great kid, you know. And everybody loves him. He’s George Michael. Truthfully, that’s why I’m not that crazy about that Ann, but he’ll move on.

G.O.B.: Unless he knocks her up like you did with his mother. Plus, she’s religious. That one gets pregnant, it stays pregnant. Believe me, I dated a chick like that once in high school. (Long pause.) No, I didn’t.

[Jack of Arcades]

Tobias Funke: I blue myself.
Michael Bluth: There has got to be a better way to say that.

[Margo]

My favorite by far:

Lindsay: Look at who's on that hog in the rear view mirror.
Michael: George Michael! [ looks ]
George Michael: [ confused ]
Michael: ... Only twenty miles to legoland!