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Old 06-29-2007, 08:26 PM
0evg0 0evg0 is offline
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Default Re: ARE THE MODERATORS HERE MORONS???

I just looked up all my lifetime PT hands on Senor 2k4 after Grey's reply.

Somehow, I only have 355 hands lifetime, even though we've played the same limits during the same times the last 2 months.

This is the biggest hand of the 355 he won:

POKERSTARS GAME #10096271826: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/05/25 - 09:21:35 (ET)
Table 'Cloanthus' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: gambler2k4 ($428.10 in chips)
Seat 2: Bryant_323 ($528.25 in chips)
Seat 3: SvZff ($453 in chips)
Seat 4: Sleepy80 ($374 in chips)
Seat 5: puttska ($177 in chips)
Seat 6: 0evg0 ($400 in chips)
gambler2k4: posts small blind $2
Bryant_323: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 0evg0 [Qd Ks]
SvZff: folds
Sleepy80: folds
puttska: folds
0evg0: raises $12 to $16
gambler2k4: calls $14
Bryant_323: folds
*** FLOP *** [Th Jd 5h]
gambler2k4: bets $20
0evg0: calls $20
*** TURN *** [Th Jd 5h] [Jh]
gambler2k4: checks
0evg0: checks
*** RIVER *** [Th Jd 5h Jh] [Js]
gambler2k4: checks
0evg0: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gambler2k4: shows [Td Ah] (a full house, Jacks full of Tens)
0evg0: shows [Qd Ks] (three of a kind, Jacks)
gambler2k4 collected $73 from pot
0evg0 said, "IT NEVER WINS"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $76 | Rake $3
Board [Th Jd 5h Jh Js]
Seat 1: gambler2k4 (small blind) showed [Td Ah] and won ($73) with a full house, Jacks full of Tens
Seat 2: Bryant_323 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: SvZff folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Sleepy80 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: puttska folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: 0evg0 (button) showed [Qd Ks] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks


Irony is funny, yet cruel.
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Old 06-29-2007, 08:28 PM
adanthar adanthar is offline
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Default Re: ARE THE MODERATORS HERE MORONS???

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Now would some mod please ban him for serious bidness in BBV or general suckiness or something?

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I can't speak for gildwulf but personally I'm not about to ban him until this stops being funny (not nearly there yet)

fun gambler2k4 rumors coming out of vegas:

-he spent $500 on a bahamian hooker at the PCA and said it was the worst sex he's ever had

-he's spent most of what was left of his roll in vegas at the rhino (in between blowing the rest)

-he's 100% busto
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Old 06-29-2007, 08:29 PM
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Default Re: ARE THE MODERATORS HERE MORONS???

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I just checked PT and I'm up on you quite a bit.

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Its 01:29 and there hasn't been a sound in my house for 3 hours. This made me lol!
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Old 06-29-2007, 08:30 PM
DopamineRelease DopamineRelease is offline
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Default Re: ARE THE MODERATORS HERE MORONS???

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Now would some mod please ban him for serious bidness in BBV or general suckiness or something?

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I can't speak for gildwulf but personally I'm not about to ban him until this stops being funny (not nearly there yet)

fun gambler2k4 rumors coming out of vegas:

-he spent $500 on a bahamian hooker at the PCA and said it was the only sex he's ever had

-he's spent most of what was left of his roll in vegas at the rhino (in between blowing the rest)

-he's 100% busto

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lmao, this was all so predictable
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Old 06-29-2007, 08:32 PM
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Default Re: ARE THE MODERATORS HERE MORONS???

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Now would some mod please ban him for serious bidness in BBV or general suckiness or something?

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I can't speak for gildwulf but personally I'm not about to ban him until this stops being funny (not nearly there yet)

fun gambler2k4 rumors coming out of vegas:

-he spent $500 on a bahamian hooker at the PCA and said it was the worst sex he's ever had

-he's spent most of what was left of his roll in vegas at the rhino (in between blowing the rest)

-he's 100% busto

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Apparently I was premature in calling for this. As an uninformed minion it had started to appear that the bashing of mods meant that material was scarce.
I eagerly await more hilarity. Thank you for your level headedness yet again.
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Old 06-29-2007, 08:35 PM
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Default Re: ARE THE MODERATORS HERE MORONS???

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Now would some mod please ban him for serious bidness in BBV or general suckiness or something?

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I can't speak for gildwulf but personally I'm not about to ban him until this stops being funny (not nearly there yet)

fun gambler2k4 rumors coming out of vegas:

-he spent $500 on a bahamian hooker at the PCA and said it was the worst sex he's ever had

-he's spent most of what was left of his roll in vegas at the rhino (in between blowing the rest)

-he's 100% busto

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hahah awesome, a true degenerate.
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Old 06-29-2007, 08:43 PM
AceCR9 AceCR9 is offline
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Gambler- i hope u r not busto. otherwise BBV would need to find a new hero/bitch
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Old 06-29-2007, 08:56 PM
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POKERSTARS GAME #7469740355: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/16 - 15:19:51 (ET)
Table 'Peneleos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: Dalmations ($597 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($4614 in chips)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($995 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $5
gambler2k4: posts big blind $10
__2cb__: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [4d As]
Dalmations: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $30 to $40
gambler2k4: raises $100 to $140
Longhorne joins the table at seat #2
Lukieplaya: raises $4474 to $4614 and is all-in
gambler2k4: calls $855 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8h 2d 3h]
*** TURN *** [8h 2d 3h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [8h 2d 3h 6d] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [4d As] (a pair of Deuces)
gambler2k4: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $1989 from pot

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I don't know if you could fit all that on his tombstone.
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Old 06-29-2007, 08:59 PM
ImsaKidd ImsaKidd is offline
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OK I'M DONE POSTING NO MATTER WHAT. FOREVER.

I ALSO DECIDED TO QUIT POKER FOREVER, TOO. NICE KNOWING YOU ALL!

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Can I have your stuff?
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Old 06-29-2007, 09:19 PM
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OK I'M DONE POSTING NO MATTER WHAT. FOREVER.

I ALSO DECIDED TO QUIT POKER FOREVER, TOO. NICE KNOWING YOU ALL!

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Can I have your stuff?

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then what will he pawn for a 200nl roll that he will play 1knl with?
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