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#21
01-06-2006, 09:14 AM
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Re: post a joke
A man walks into a tattoo shop and asks for a tattoo of a salmon on his penis.
Tattoo guy: "Wow thats gonna hurt, why do you want a salmon on your penis?" Guy: "My wifes catholic, she wont take meat on a friday" 
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#22
01-06-2006, 01:20 PM
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Re: post a joke
What's the difference between a priest and acne?
acne doesnt come on your face until you're twelve.
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#24
01-06-2006, 02:02 PM
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Re: post a joke
A guy is driving across the Golden Gate Bridge. He's dressed like crap, hair is messy, but he's got a really sweet car. He's speeding, and a cop pulls him over.
The cop tells him he was going a little over the speed limit and he's going to write up a ticket. As the cop is writing up the ticket, he takes a good look at the guy and the car and says "Wow, it doesn't look like you can afford this car...what do you do for a living?" The guy replies "I'm an a$$hole stretcher." The cop is obviously confused and looks at the guy like he's nuts. "What exactly does an a$$hole stretcher do?" the cop asks. "Well, I stretch a$$holes. I start by sticking one or two fingers in, and then work my way until I have a whole fist in. From there, I stick my arm in and strech the a$$hole till it's about 6 feet big." The cop is even more confused. "What would you do with a 6 foot a$$hole?" "Give it a badge and tell it to pull over speeders on the Golden Gate Bridge."
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#30
01-06-2006, 02:10 PM
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Re: post a joke
Did you hear about the dyslexic rock star who partied too hard?
He choked on his own Vimto (Vimto is a drink in the UK, ingore this if it isn't one anywhere else) Why did the dyslexic hate Christmas? Cos he heard Satan came down the chimney.
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