My home casino

[AKQJ10]

Post #9:

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I predict this will become the greatest topic of all time.

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Give that man a prize for foresight!

[ericslagle]

Any suggestions on how to find the underground card rooms? For about 3 years I've asked around during travels and the only ones I hear about are in NY. The ones in NY are even friend of a friend situations, I've been trying to find someone who can take me to one and that never even works out.

[Arbitrage]

Find some coke dealers and hookers, have them hang around the "bar" area every night. Now you got yourself a casino.

[JJNJustin]

If you have a big enough house, you can build a buffet upstairs and even give out comps to your regular players. Have your mom do all the cooking. I'm sure she'll love that.

-J

[bulldawgblue]

So what happens when the first day you're open someone goes on a sick blackjack heater and you can't pay him?

[the crabs]

Well I just returned from SD for my brothers wedding, and let me tell you, Tworooks has hit the gold mine! I pulled up to this large house (about 3 stories) and parked my 2001 chevy impala between a benze and a jaguar. I walked inside to be greeted by the bouncer, who just arrived after getting off his greeter shift at wal-mart. I walked through the kitchen to get to the basement..I mean casino/cardroom stairs and as i entered the "casino" I saw 2 tables up, one being 200 NLHE, and 3/6 limit. There was a blackjack table open oferring 5-10 and 50-100 if everyone voted for it. I sat down at the BJ table and slammed a grand down and bet the max, 100. I got blackjack. Then this rude patron started screaming about how this game was rigged. He was about 12 and had way too many mike's hard lemonades, so the bouncer was called down and after 20 minutes of hime trying to get down the stairs, he escorted the patron out of the building, and as he pulled out of his parking spot he scratched my car with his jaguar.
After that ordeal I went over to the 200NLHE table and sat down for the max. I got dealt AKs on the BB (first hand) and this kid opens for a raise of about $12. I call, The flop comes AKK. I check and he goes all-in for $324 and i call. He flips over KK. I grab the deck and realize it was a pinochle deck. I flip a rage and flip the table over spewing chips everywhere. The bouncer hobbles up to me and starts whacking me with his cane. I take him and smash his face into the blackjack table and then run. Tworook's dad cuts me off at the door in his underwear, a wifebeater, and an army helmet holding a fireplace poker. I turn around and dart out the back door. when I make it to my car I notice that tworooks was running after me, so I slash the benze tires and off I went. Oh and on the way out, I noticed the there were a bunch of old/middle aged people playing keno in the dining room. I would strongly recomend steering clear of this establishment.

Thank you

[Sir P]

the 8th post in this thread was

'I predict this will become the greatest topic of all time.'

that was over a year ago

[jackfaust]

screw the rake, just get good at poker, invite them over and then take their money the good old fashioned way

[Florida]

i died after reading this

[A_C_Slater]

lol @ tworooks what a living joke.