beat: cavemen are smarter than me

[skunkworks]

wtf just use the electric range, did it all the time back in college.

[skunkworks]

You can either throw it out the window, or you can slowly suck on it while you make a mad dash for the door. There won't be too much smoke if you're good.

[Lurker.]

when i was in highschool there was this black kid in my school. i was hanging out in the hallway and he was walking by. I mentioned to him how gangsta i was (obv) and he said, "you wanna see gangsta", and he lit up a joint in the hallway.

Anwyays, he had a lighter so i geuss this does nothing to solve your problem...but is it gangsta or what?

[keikiwai]

i assume you don't have a candle

you should always have a candle

also, here it is

unscrew a lightbulb, poke 2 holes in metal part, fill light bult w/ gasoline, screw back in, stand close by w/ cigarette toward bulb, switch light on.... presto

[mbillie1]

results:

took a napkin downstairs, attempted to light it with sparks from the lighter (the flint worked, it was just out of juice). this failed. then i remembered that i had some axe body spray in the car. that [censored] says it's flammable. lightbulb forms over my head.

i hold axe in one hand, lighter + napkin in the other hand. spray axe, flick lighter and kapooosh, like prometheus i discover flame! a large-ish fireball/fireburst sets napkin on fire, great success! but now this napkin is burning insanely, so i leap from the car and throw napkin on the ground.

bend over to light cigarette from burning napkin, then extinguish napkin. smoked cigarette, enjoyed greatly.

i recommend this method 3/10. if desperate, it will do.

a rudimentary mspaint of how this transpired:

[vhawk01]

Wow, congrats Rube [censored] Goldberg.

[Lurker.]

great success!

[mbillie1]

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Wow, congrats MacGyver.

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fyp

[bmwguy525]

mybe I am drunk, but this thread rules

i likr mbillie

[CaseS87]

This story had a happy ending that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]