Do you golf? Do you like your beverage cart girl?

[private joker]

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Besides, if you're gonna x-post do it in the golf forum, considering the topic and all.

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This would have been the most interesting thread in the golf forum if it had been posted there. Big-time missed opportunity, fluff.

[Hey_Porter]

Once course I play has a sign on the side of the beverage cart that reads "Inappropriate Comments are Grounds for Eviction from the Premises." I always thought that this amounted to an out-right admission that they only higher hot as hell cart girls. Which they do.

Cart girls always remind me of that Simpsons episode where Homer fills out the ticket for the car raffle:
Homer: Do you come with the car?
Model: Oh you, tee hee hee.

Next Random Guy: Do you come with the car?
Model: Oh you, tee hee hee.

Same idea.

[Hass]

I didn't read the replies but I have been in the golf business for years.

When you drive up to the golf cars on the course and the players are all in the fairway start filling their cups with ice before they ask.

You don't really have to flirt, just smile and be nice.

Ask how things are going, I hate when the girls just sit in the cart and look at you like they don't know what they are there for.

This one is obvious but Ive seen it screwed up plenty. When you give change instead of giving say a ten and a 5 give 2 fives and 5 ones. Your tips will be much better this way. Don't feel like its begging because everyone knows you aren't making $100k out there and you are expecting tips.

Obviously don't drive, talk or move things around in your cart while people are hitting.

I'll think of some others.

[mbillie1]

OP,

This is almost foolproof. As long as you don't tell the golfers they have small penises or cough loudly during their shots you should be fine. Wear tight clothes. Profit.

[pokerbobo]

Advice in this thread deserves pics of Fluff in said Golf Beverage Cart official uniform. Please to be posting these ASAP FlufferPop

[mbillie1]

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Advice in this thread deserves pics of Fluff in said Golf Beverage Cart official uniform. Please to be posting these ASAP FlufferPop

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qfldo, etc

[Butcho22]

You know what would be an awesome Fluffpop thread?

If she has saved all the pms that I'm sure tons of guys have sent her, and just posted them. (Preferably with names)

I'm sure there are some gems in there no doubt.

I'll only add to what has already been said, be prepared to deal with a ton of drunken idiots who think they're the [censored].

[NLfool]

there is one really cute one at the course I usually play. I tip them all the same regardless of looks though. Something like 50-100% tip and I assume that it's kind of the norm at a country club. So it must be a pretty good gig.

Any cute lines I can use for the local girl?

[B00T]

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I already googled this topic and I read all of that but it's a bunch of reviews of this stupid book. I want to know from real golfers. Although u can lock it if u want

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psssst

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/po...amp;Board=golf

[offTopic]

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Besides, if you're gonna x-post do it in the golf forum, considering the topic and all. Maybe I'm just bitter you didn't do that...

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Meh...we didn't need to see another debate as to whether or not "golf" is a verb.