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#21
03-29-2007, 01:45 PM
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Re: You guys better keep an eye out for suicide reports in Monaco.
God, tough beat especially with the soft table filled with donks. Just try and have fun now and it will be over soon. You guys could head to the Irish Open which starts on 5th if you are in Europe, heard it's a rather soft donkament. im currently trying to win a package to it.
Good luck to the rest of you who are still in and again, [censored] that sucked a lot [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] 
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#22
03-29-2007, 01:46 PM
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Re: You guys better keep an eye out for suicide reports in Monaco.
Tough luck Ansky, I really feel bad that you took time out of your life to fly and hang in Monte Carlo. I sure am glad that im in my office reading this..........
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#23
03-29-2007, 01:47 PM
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Re: You guys better keep an eye out for suicide reports in Monaco.
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Because I am going to jump off the roof of this rigged european [censored]. So after 10 minutes in the main event I realize that I have the sickest table ever. Genuinely some of the worst poker players I have ever seen playing, and I am [censored] pumped. I get something like 7 pocket pairs literally, in the first 80 minutes, and hit nothing and im down to around 14000 from the original 15000. Blinds are still 25/50, and it's the last hand of the level. Two idiot monkeys limp and the next idiot monkey makes it 600 (at 25/50...). I call behind on the button with 88, and the other euro lagtards fold. Flop comes 5 7 8 w/ 2 spades. Guy leads out for 650, I raise to 2500, he repops to 6500 w/ no hesitation, I insta shoves, he beats me into the pot and victory slams two black aces on the table. I am getting ready to double up after an offsuit king rolls off on the turn. I think to myself "hah wow would be sick if he had kings!" The very next second the river is the ace of diamonds. Kill me. 3500 miles 20 hours of travel and this [censored]. We]-t0ugadso[igjreq'w'lrejkw;jmf dsg adsrjgrlk'[4tjew,'lads; kmfg f dg'qerjihokjmgl'iqe[hjfoj'e;oj POEJGT[OWI43JTERWPOJY53POTLEORJG I RUN SO BAD LIVE. [/ QUOTE ] i see what you mean
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#25
03-29-2007, 02:04 PM
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Re: You guys better keep an eye out for suicide reports in Monaco.
interesting piece of trivia:
it used to be even more common that people would jump off the cliffs after a long night of losing. the casinos would rush to the scene to beat the cops there to shove money in the corpse's pockets so it wouldn't look like he killed himself from losing it all gambling.
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#26
03-29-2007, 02:15 PM
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Re: You guys better keep an eye out for suicide reports in Monaco.
[ QUOTE ]
interesting piece of trivia: it used to be even more common that people would jump off the cliffs after a long night of losing. the casinos would rush to the scene to beat the cops there to shove money in the corpse's pockets so it wouldn't look like he killed himself from losing it all gambling. [/ QUOTE ] yeah anytime i break a bunch of [censored] after losing a lot I'll leave a fake graph on my desktop that says "TODAYS EARNINGS" in giant letters to fool everyone
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#27
03-29-2007, 02:15 PM
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Re: You guys better keep an eye out for suicide reports in Monaco.
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minor brag. There were a bunch of really rich euro guys at my table who were apparently famous for some non poker [censored], so there were cameras everywhere. As a result of that, there was a group of 5-6 PERFECT 10 MODEL chicks hanging around the table. everyone was 6 ft tall, huge [censored] perfect face, perfect tan. the ugly girl was prob a 9.5, and the hottest was no less than a 11. [/ QUOTE ] did you talk to any of them?
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#28
03-29-2007, 02:33 PM
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Re: You guys better keep an eye out for suicide reports in Monaco.
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[ QUOTE ] minor brag. There were a bunch of really rich euro guys at my table who were apparently famous for some non poker [censored], so there were cameras everywhere. As a result of that, there was a group of 5-6 PERFECT 10 MODEL chicks hanging around the table. everyone was 6 ft tall, huge [censored] perfect face, perfect tan. the ugly girl was prob a 9.5, and the hottest was no less than a 11. [/ QUOTE ] did you talk to any of them? [/ QUOTE ] Looks like a no.
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#29
03-29-2007, 02:34 PM
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Re: You guys better keep an eye out for suicide reports in Monaco.
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minor brag. There were a bunch of really rich euro guys at my table who were apparently famous for some non poker [censored], so there were cameras everywhere. As a result of that, there was a group of 5-6 PERFECT 10 MODEL chicks hanging around the table. everyone was 6 ft tall, huge [censored] perfect face, perfect tan. the ugly girl was prob a 9.5, and the hottest was no less than a 11. [/ QUOTE ] If you posted a photo, I'd look at it.
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#30
03-29-2007, 02:35 PM
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Re: You guys better keep an eye out for suicide reports in Monaco.
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minor brag. There were a bunch of really rich euro guys at my table who were apparently famous for some non poker [censored], so there were cameras everywhere. As a result of that, there was a group of 5-6 PERFECT 10 MODEL chicks hanging around the table. everyone was 6 ft tall, huge [censored] perfect face, perfect tan. the ugly girl was prob a 9.5, and the hottest was no less than a 11. [/ QUOTE ] so does this mean good2cu will be giving it to empiremaker or taking it tonight? but yea, they're rich.
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