Oral sex or cheese?

[eurythmech]

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blowjobs won't make you fat nor will they clog your arteries.

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you don't swallow? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[HoneyBadger]

obviously giving up oral sex.

[Tonding]

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I like his Nazi helmet.

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Yeah, suisse was always famous for its Nazi helmets.

[durkahdurkah]

this is the most difficult question of the day so far

considering i could still just bang a chick, i guess i'll give up blow jobs. though i'm very very unhappy to say it

[whipsaw]

i'm married, so i've already given up oral sex. easy choice.

[diebitter]

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i'm married, so i've already given up oral sex. easy choice.

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[zac7179]

That is a hard question to answer..........It is stil to early in the day for me to make a major life choice like that. I will come back to this later.

[WordWhiz]

Reminds me of this joke: A priest and a rabbi get to talking. The priest asks the rabbi if he's ever eaten pork. The rabbi confesses that yes, once when he was young and rebellious he did. He then asks the priest whether he's ever had sex. The priest admits that once, long ago, he did break his vows and have sex. The rabbi cracks a big smile: "It's a hell of a lot better than pork."

[Chump Change]

My first thought was giving up the BJs and it ain't close, but then I actually thought about BJs... I still think keeping the cheese is the way to go. The oral is just another route to bustoing but the cheese is all encompassing. If it was a choice between giving up sharp cheddar, meunster, and brie, or head then it'd be more realistic.

Here's the real question: Is having a chick eat your ass also out the window?

[HoneyBadger]

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Here's the real question: Is having a chick eat your ass also out the window?

[/ QUOTE ]Well, it's oral isn't it?

No more pizzas? No lasagna? No more outside port wine in the sun with a plate of cheese? No more toasted ham-cheese sandwiches? Never.

It's a no-brainer guys. BJs aren't that spectacular anyway, unless you're 15 and never had one. And it's not just BJ's that are out... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] And once you grow older, that plate of cheese on a sunny holiday with a nice glass of wine most probably beats the BJ from your 50 year old wife.