How to get someone arrested.

[surfinillini]

Kyle: It's so unfair! How can my parents do that to me?!

Stan: Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes, dude. They get off on it.

Kyle: They're evil! I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE ANY PARENTS!

Cartman: [smoothly] Well, you… could make them… go away for a while.

Kyle: How?!

Cartman: Well, I mean, you… could… call the police and have them take your parents away.

Stan: The police?

Cartman: Yeah, I saw it on TV. All you gotta do is call the police and say that your parents both molestered you.

Kyle: What's that?

Cartman: I don't know, but it works. When I wanted to get rid of my mom's last boyfriend, I just called the police, and said he was
molestering me, and I haven't seen him for three months.

Kyle: [awed] Wow! Three months without parents!

Kenny: (Wow, that is awesome!)

Stan: But what do the police do to them?

Kyle: Who cares? My parents deserve whatever they get. They're liars and cheats.

Cartman: You have to make it convincing, though, when you call the police. You have to be like, [slight whine] "my parents molestered me."

Kyle: [straight] "My parents molestered me."

Cartman: No, but you've gotta cry, like this: [starts a fake sob, rubs his eyes] "My parents molestered me." [stops the fake cry] And then they'll say somethng like, "Was it a good touch or a bad touch?" and you say [rolls his eyes as he thinks] "Ih, it was a good touch" or- no wait, [points] you say it was a bad touch.

Kyle: What's "bad touch"?

Cartman: Something about a swimsuit - I don't remember, but you definitely answer "bad touch."

Kyle: Okay, molestered, bad touch.

Cartman: Yeah, And cry. [Kyle lets out a soft cry] Oh, he's ready.

[thegoatofgoats]

Point remains.

[TheDudeAbides]

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Point remains.

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If by 'point' you mean IP, and by 'remains' you mean Ban - then you're likely correct.

[jesusarenque]

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borrowed me some money

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This is easily the worst part of the post.

[Monolith]

You're a real dildo, ya know that?...

[edfurlong]

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But this thread is perfectly OK?

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=5#Post10954012

Makes sense to me....that you are hypocrites. Sweet life.

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Does it suck being retarded? I mean I guess you're probably amused by simple things, but it has to be a pain in the ass for many of your day to day dealings.

[thegoatofgoats]

You're all complete douchebags, you're attacking someone because you didn't find a JOKE of theirs funny. That's really mature.