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Old 10-12-2006, 06:35 PM
Dids Dids is offline
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Default Re: Seriously why do you guys use urinals?

The Wynn's urinals have a splash pad that just sucks up everything. It's fantastic technology and I don't understand why they're not used everywhere (ok, I kinda do, 'cause you'd have to change them pretty often, but still).
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Old 10-12-2006, 06:36 PM
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Default Re: Seriously why do you guys use urinals?

Because it is hard to grow trees indoors.
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Old 10-12-2006, 06:39 PM
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Default Re: Seriously why do you guys use urinals?

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If you're getting spalshback, you're probably not doing it right. Aim lower.

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the lowest possible trajectory will generally result in the least splashback, in my experience.
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Old 10-12-2006, 06:40 PM
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Default Re: Seriously why do you guys use urinals?

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urinals because its easy to splash urine back onto you.

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Are you a retard?

You direct your piss such that the angle of incidence at the point of contact results in no splash back, and any spray particles are caught by the lower lip of the urinal.

Like, duh.

AB
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Old 10-12-2006, 06:42 PM
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Default Re: Seriously why do you guys use urinals?

Also, if you're worried about it, tell everyone you know to not attempt to eat your pants. Wash hands afterwards, wash pants before wearing again, shower regularly...I THINK you'll be okay.
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Old 10-12-2006, 06:43 PM
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Default Re: Seriously why do you guys use urinals?

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because I'd rather have microscopic piss drops from splashback rather than wait for ten seconds. Thats ridiculous.

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This is true. Plus if he goes into the toilet he may have to use his foot to kick up the seat (unless he's a dick and pisses with it down).

OP I can't believe you've pissed your whole life and still can't do it right. Also, do you sit down to pee? That's a far bigger crime against your manhood.
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Old 10-12-2006, 06:48 PM
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Default Re: Seriously why do you guys use urinals?

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If you're getting spalshback, you're probably not doing it right. Aim lower.

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FYP

the lowest possible trajectory will generally result in the least splashback, in my experience.

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you can go wrong both ways, you have to aim to the lowest spot you can before it starts curving into the bottom.
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Old 10-12-2006, 06:48 PM
Nash_Clown Nash_Clown is offline
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Default Re: Seriously why do you guys use urinals?

Your old man is a puss. Was this before or after he taught you to douche?
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Old 10-12-2006, 06:48 PM
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Default Re: Seriously why do you guys use urinals?

I have to use the kiddie urinal because Im short and my gear hangs too low.
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Old 10-12-2006, 06:53 PM
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Default Re: Seriously why do you guys use urinals?

lol at all the responses. No need to call me gay or any of that. I just think those public uninals are breeding grounds for pissing germs. lol. Sorry I don't want micropscopic piss particles of the next man on me. And I usually don't piss sitting down either.

to you guys who insist on using urinals. do you ever accidently touch the porcelain with your pant leg? Hows the smell that close? Don't tell me all those air freshners works all the time.
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