Hooker Dilemma

[voltron.]

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I predict this thread will be long and good.

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Good guess. I'd ask voltron87 for his expert advice. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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when i first opened the thread, i saw hooker in the title and the last post was by jake. jake is wide open, the 40, the 30, no ones gonna catch him... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]



for clarification, i was good friends with the girl in question and i had sex with her before i ever gave her money. i only did so because she needed it (to buy books for school [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]) and i have a surplus income from poker which is 10 times what college students earn in crappy jobs, i have more cash sitting around than i know what to do with and she needed it because she was having parental issues (big ones, theyre [censored] up)

[Hopey]

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How much does 1 hour of hooker action cost?

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Depends on whether they have all their teeth or not.

[ononimo]

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"since the sex is really good."

This is key.

-Michael

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that still doesn't explain 25 minutes of cuddling while you are still on the clock.

and while i acknowledge my ignorance when it comes to hooker-john negotiations, i do not understand how or why you allow someone else to dictate when you cum.

it's your money, your time, and your dick -- be a man and cum on your own timetable, not hers.

[jakethebake]

Yes. I was kidding about Voltron. It's a running joke.

[ThinMan]

That's [censored] up man. I can't speak for the chicks, but in my recent man whoring days, I typically give away 10 minutes of free cuddle time.

Was she union?

[lucas9000]

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Loc: Desperate

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[Michael Davis]

"Someone who's fallen in love. Before long, Michael's gonna owe Richard Gere royalties."

No, I seriously didn't know what to do. I needed to reload. I play bad, admittedly.

-Michael

[Sponger.]

I can never tell if you're kidding or not. Hopefully this is all a big joke and you're just laughing maniacally at all of us.

[Edge34]

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"Someone who's fallen in love. Before long, Michael's gonna owe Richard Gere royalties."

No, I seriously didn't know what to do. I needed to reload. I play bad, admittedly.

-Michael

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This is good stuff, I'm just busting your balls man. Do what you gotta do. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[SomethingClever]

Ever think of writing a screenplay about your life?

I think it would be pretty interesting, and no, I'm not joking.