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Old 11-28-2007, 03:37 PM
PokerSoccer PokerSoccer is offline
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Default Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot

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i would of justt sat in my poop until after i played my aces.

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lol, nh sir, nh

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Old 11-28-2007, 03:53 PM
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Default Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot

id [censored] in my pants for 1.2k.
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Old 11-28-2007, 09:17 PM
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Default Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot

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i think new pants are cheaper than the pot u lost

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this is by far one of the funniest threads i have read in a while.

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i would of justt sat in my poop until after i played my aces.

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luckily my wireless connection on the laptop comes in very handy
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Old 11-28-2007, 01:32 PM
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Default Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot

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I'm pretty sure that even the actual diarrhea explosion wouldn't stop me here.

What's with all the folded aces preflop threads?

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Dunno -- that depends on whether the stacks available are greater than, or less than, the cost to clean up 15 seconds of explosive diahhrea from one's bedroom walls, curtains, bedding, etc.

If the cleanup cost is under about $1300 in this case, then crapping all over one's place becomes a +EV move.
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Old 11-28-2007, 11:55 AM
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Default Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot

OP you gotta just clinch tightly and pray in a situation like this. A 3-way all-in preflop pot with AA is well worth a brand new pair of underwear, at least at 3-6 nl.
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Old 11-28-2007, 12:45 PM
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OP you gotta just clinch tightly and pray in a situation like this. A 3-way all-in preflop pot with AA is well worth a brand new pair of underwear, at least at 3-6 nl.

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Balla
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Old 11-28-2007, 12:45 PM
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OP you gotta just clinch tightly and pray in a situation like this. A 3-way all-in preflop pot with AA is well worth a brand new pair of underwear, at least at 3-6 nl.

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The way the OP described the situation, it sounds like he would need new underwear, pants, a chair, and a rug as well.
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Old 11-28-2007, 12:48 PM
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And redecorating his house hahah
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Old 11-28-2007, 12:53 PM
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My daddy always done told me, son, he said, son, sometimes you just gotta shtt on yourself.
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Old 11-28-2007, 01:04 PM
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My daddy always done told me, son, he said, son, sometimes you just gotta shtt on yourself.

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I can understand it if at that time you were 4 months old.
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