What are the little things you enjoy about pornos?

[LionelHutz00]

yeah i'm not too fond of the self-narrative aspect of porn, like when a chick says "oh yeah your big [censored] [censored] is deep inside of my slutty slippery [censored]" and it's like LDO BITCH.

[drexah]

that they went from $10.99 to free

[diebitter]

that women really don't understand porn is just love stories for the male demographic. They got Bridget Jones, we got clamglazing #45.

[apefish]

OKay.. in no particular order I just sampled some movies... they were
Taboo IV with Kay Parker, Ginger Lynn, Honey Wilder and others.
The Devil in Miss Jones 3 with Erica Boyer, Amber Lynn, Lois Ayres, Peter North, and Ron Jeremy among others.
Gang Bangs with Erica Boyer, Christy Canyon, Nina Hartley, Peter North, and Tom Byron among others.

Okay- so they confirmed some overall thoughts.
1) I like the staging of scenes. For example, in Taboo IV there is a scene where Ginger Lynn pretends to be asleep while her sister is having sex in the other bed. She really sells it well. She sells it even better when the sex comes over to her bed to get her involved. You can really feel the whole "im so tired I don't know what is going on here" aspect of the scene.
Even more important- the transition of sex from one bed to the other is nearly seamless. They walk across the room and there is barely a break in the action. I think things like that set pornos apart from their mainstream counterparts.
Events like this happen- and pornos don't attempt to hide that by creating extraneous action or dialogue.
2) Pornos don't attempt to hide the natural shadows that happen when you light up a room. What's that thing on the end of the couch she just kicked over to get in the reverse cowgirl position? We cannot tell because of the shadows from the camera crew and we really don't care. In Hollywood films they would find some way to make that crap relevant to the plot, and that just doesn't make any sense. Porn concentrates on the essentials yet again.
3) The women are just so damn polite in pornos. "Would you like me to [censored] you? Yeah? You like me [censored] you don't you?" Let's face it, this is the dignity with which most people want to be treated. Just ask first. Porn gets it right. Put Spielberg behind the camera and he probably would want the woman to protest more or be more independant in her thinking, or take on the job of fixing the damn sink herself, and let's be honest- the sex never happens if she isn't helpless and appreciative and has to call a plumber who happens to have a large penis.


Yeah- those are some of the little things I appreciate about porn movies.

[PattdownManiac]

All those guys in pornos have big dingos.

[Richard Tanner]

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that women really don't understand porn is just love stories for the male demographic. They got Bridget Jones, we got clamglazing #45.

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Eh Clamgalzing #45 was just an awful attempt to bring back characters from Clamglazing #46. Now Clamglazing #32, that was nice.

Cody

[billygrippo]

predictable endings.

[apefish]

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happy endings.

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[NozeCandy]

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predictable endings.

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Anyone think there would be a market for porn where the guy doesn't finish, but just rolls over and drunkenly passes out? Seems more realistic considering for most around here considering there's a "WHISKEY DICK HUGE BEAT" thread every other week.

[Deez.Nuutz]

When someone suddenly enters the scene and joins in whatever they're doing.