My first hooker: a porn star (long)

[Jack Bando]

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I didn't realize she was such a money-grubbing whore.

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Well, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what she is.

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But whatever happened to customer service?

[onthebutton]

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I didn't realize she was such a money-grubbing whore.

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I LOLed.

Edit to add: Move to BBV?

[James Boston]

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My first hooker

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I didn't realize she was such a money-grubbing whore

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we made no connection whatsoever

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LOL!!!

[ddubois]

Thank you much for posting this despite the possibility that it might expose you to heckling.

I think your dissapointment is justified, not laughable. I have noticed some porn actresses do a much better job of feigning interest/excitement than others. And they are always more attractive beyond physical beauty if they can manage to do this. IMO, you shouldn't be a whore if you can't pretend to have a good time; no one wants to screw someone who's looking at their watch.

Maybe springing for the full hour would have helped with the latter. Also, maybe you should have asked her before you started how much more it would cost for her to pretend she's having sex with someone she likes.

[Alobar]

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Thank you much for posting this despite the possibility that it might expose you to heckling.

I think your dissapointment is justified, not laughable. I have noticed some porn actresses do a much better job of feigning interest/excitement than others. And they are always more attractive beyond physical beauty if they can manage to do this. IMO, you shouldn't be a whore if you can't pretend to have a good time; no one wants to screw someone who's looking at their watch.

Maybe springing for the full hour would have helped with the latter. Also, maybe you should have asked her before you started how much more it would cost for her to pretend she's having a good time.

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[surfinillini]

so when are you getting tested?

[GeniusToad]

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so when are you getting tested?

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now there's a trip report!

[El Diablo]

handsome,

Seriously, please explain why you went 220 instead of 250.

[tuq]

El D,

That's like 27 Taco Supremes after taxes. Not unsubstantial.

Handsome were you thinking about Jackie O'Nassis while you were giving it to this chick doggystyle? Thinking about IP lookups and the like? That's hot.

[JasonK]

With that extra 1/2 hour you could have had her wash her cooter.