Meeting Random MySpace Chick

[J_T_P]

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Turn the tables, be a representative of Jehovah's witnesses, Greenpeace, PETA or any other group where you can be obnoxious and make them feel guilty for walking the Earth and try to recruit them!

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this sounds like the winner

[xenthebrain]

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I also know that people tend to put better looking photos of themselves online (hell, I do!)

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Mhh....

[MattSuspect]

OP: "If this turns out to be a scam"

Hi, it is a scam.

[midwestkc]

Tell her that you'll join her little group if she pays for your drinks. After she agrees, and tells the bartender/waitres that your on her tab, order the most expensive shot they have, shoot it, and then excuse yourself to the bathroom and sneak out the back. Free Booze!

[solids]

LOL, wtf?? Does this really looks like a top candidate for a young business professional? This chick must be crazy.

OP, allow me to be your guide...

Go to this event already blitzed out of your mind. Sneak in a few cans of Naty and tell everyone how retarded they are for not doing it themselves. Ask this girl to dance, then start grinding up on her hardcore. Even better if you get an erection. Go around and badger everyone to "rip shots" with you. When they decline, call them pussies or "punk rookie biatches". Make sure that whenever you speak with someone, your face is 6 inches away from there's. Fart very loudy and obviously, then blame it on the guy you're speaking with. When he denies it, challenge him to a fight. Shotgun a beer, then throw up in a corner. Get kicked out of the bar. Write a TR.

[Vehn]

your mom looks hot

[jeeter98]

update?

[luckyjimm]

Woke up in bath filled with ice; missing kidney; advised to call 911.

[metsandfinsfan]

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You could buy a can of fart spray... explain to everyone there you or the other girl have a gas problem..



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you cant fart on command?

[Bicycles_Biatch]

I want to hear what happen... and I need an explanation of the ambigiously gay photo of you and the beer bottle.