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Old 08-04-2007, 07:47 PM
nanamar05 nanamar05 is offline
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Default Re: Beat: My parents are retarded

My mom did the thing couple years back during the poker boom. I was so pissed that I bust a cap in my dads ass and my mom got scared and gave the money back.

Now she transfers me poker money every 2 weeks. Best thing do do is, buy a cheap gun from a homeless dude and pop your dad so your mom will know that you mean business.

BRAP BRAP BRAP!!!

AIIIGHT!
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Old 08-04-2007, 07:48 PM
imabigdeal imabigdeal is offline
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You're 18 and your parents still have access to your back account and they freak out about you wanting to use your own money for something you choose? A $45 steakhouse dinner, did you two split a steak? Who cares what your parents think of what you spend your money on, if you tried drugs or booze they sound as if they would call the cops and try to ahve you thrown in jail. Grow a set and keep up the fantastic baller image.

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lol no, they freaked out because they found out i had transferred a third of what i won this summer to play online. they think it's rigged and that i'd lose it all- that's why the transferred out the rest of my money. listen i KNOW it's absurd they have access to my bank acct. they're very strict but wtf do you suggest i do about it? i got a partial scholarship cuz i was national merit, but they're still paying for a large part of my college. haha and i never said i was a baller, jesus. i was just curious to see if anyone elses parents were strict about stupid things. sorry man
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Old 08-04-2007, 07:48 PM
ImsaKidd ImsaKidd is offline
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Default Re: Beat: My parents are retarded

OP you are dumb and I hate you.
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Old 08-04-2007, 07:48 PM
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Default Re: Beat: My parents are retarded

You're young and even with the temporary funds issue (I'm assuming mommy will come around once she's calmed), you appear to be in a pretty good situation - so enjoy the next few years...

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i'm living with him (and his hot wife

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...and post pics of hot wife
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Old 08-04-2007, 07:52 PM
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My mom did the thing couple years back during the poker boom. I was so pissed that I bust a cap in my dads ass and my mom got scared and gave the money back.

Now she transfers me poker money every 2 weeks. Best thing do do is, buy a cheap gun from a homeless dude and pop your dad so your mom will know that you mean business.

BRAP BRAP BRAP!!!

AIIIGHT!

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i lol'd
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Old 08-04-2007, 07:55 PM
Ace0fSpades Ace0fSpades is offline
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Default Re: Beat: My parents are retarded

I can't believe a girl would get that upset about having to pay, what an awful situation you're stuck in...
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Old 08-04-2007, 07:59 PM
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awesome. I would have thrown a beer in that beyotches face.
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Old 08-04-2007, 08:02 PM
imabigdeal imabigdeal is offline
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awesome. I would have thrown a beer in that beyotches face.

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i was in such shock that someone would actually act like she did i had no [censored] clue what to do, i just sat there. i seriously wish i could turn back the clock on that one. trust me i hope i see her this fall sometime. i also hope she doesn't have a lot of hot friends, cuz i'm sure she's talked enough [censored] about me to them to last a lifetime now
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Old 08-04-2007, 08:02 PM
nanamar05 nanamar05 is offline
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You're young and even with the temporary funds issue (I'm assuming mommy will come around once she's calmed), you appear to be in a pretty good situation - so enjoy the next few years...

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i'm living with him (and his hot wife

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...and post pics of hot wife

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I agree.

No pictures of hot wife

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With pictures of hot wife

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Old 08-04-2007, 08:03 PM
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haha awesome story
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