Help me choose a career based on SEXY!!11

[wdogg40]

History teacher obviously:

[2005]

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OOT -

I'm trying to decide on a profession. I can't find anything that I really love to do, but I do love the sexytime. So I'm going to choose my career for the next 10 years based on the sexy!!!1 I'll explain. Some jobs that the ladies have automatically bump their hotness rating up 0.5-1 in my mind(nurse, grade school teacher, bartender etc). What are my options that will bump my hotness rating in this way? Here are a few thoughts
[*]Firefighter for obvious reasons[*]Doctor, lawyer for the $$[*]Secret agent, ldo

I'm 22, average looking, reasonable physical fitness, athletic ability, somewhat above average intelligence (I'm no cardo if you get what I'm saying [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]) and I'm willing to work my ass off. So no actor, model, sports star, or rock star. Salary.com has a really [censored] list that was totally worthless, so I'm coming to OOT for help. Help me with the sexy!

PS - I did just get a bachelor's in history.

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My father is a firefighter, has been for 30 years. All through high school I had to hear all the girls talk about how they wanted to **** him, he was in his late 40s.

[Blarg]

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blarg,

Can't see why he couldn't do both. Just thinking about the things vegan chicks with tattoos would do to OP makes me want to crawl under my desk and get into the fetal position.


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Hmm, if OP finds a way to cross skank with healthy, it may open the door to a new dimension of pussy foretold by the ancients or something. But would it start the Age of Aquarius or the rebirth of Cthulhu? Trying to become a vegan chef/tattoo artist may be too risky.

[NozeCandy]

Poker Theorist

[NajdorfDefense]

Firefighter ftw
Bartender
GMAT/LSAT tutor LDO

[Ron Burgundy]

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Secret agent, ldo

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If you go up to random women and tell them you're a secret agent, you won't be a secret agent for very long.

[jaffa]

Art Gallery Curator, this makes you seem a bit important and very intellectual. You can show all the hotties around and impress them with your knowledge of art, you should also say that everything "symbolises the physical intimacy between man and women", say this in the right way and you can probably bang them right there and then amongst the Picasso's.

Other options:
Drug Baron.
Plumber
Milkman

[HERE_2_gamble_]

shaolin monk and its not close.

[Cancuk]

bartender/waiter.

[ncboiler]

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Secret agent, ldo

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If you go up to random women and tell them you're a secret agent, you won't be a secret agent for very long.

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I beg to differ: